Stuffing "stuff" in your urethra.

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  1. PECTACULAR

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    In anouther tread, discussing distance of shooting cum, a member brought up how as a young man, he had streched out his uretha to the point where he could put a #2 pencil in, eraser end first. This sounds a bit dangerous but, any one else have this fascination with stuffing? What about "sounds"? Any experiences or stories? Does being BIG make this easier or "more successful" attempts?

    Never saw this discussed on here before? Thoughts?
     
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    Sounds completely stupid to jam anything up the uretha. I recommend a psychologist to anyone that tries it.
     
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    Fuck that! I feel sick!

    I saw a guy get an earbud/swab put down his urethra on TV (at an STD clinic) and that made me cringe....

    Ewww.

    It is an EXIT HOLE only.
     
  4. Mr. Snakey

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    I dont think that would feel too good,It could also be dangerous
     
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    Putting any unsterile object up your urethra is very dangerous. You're asking for a infection the can be very uncomfortable. That said, I have used stainless steel sounds that have been sterilized (boiling in water) and handled with surgical gloves and inserted with sterile lube (KY). They were inserted into my erect penis by a nurse friend. First a thin one then after about 10 mins. he removed it and inserted a larger diameter sound. He left the larger one in for about 5 mins then removed it. It was a very different sensation. Not especially pleasant but not painful either. After he removed the bigger sound he told me to jack off and shoot my load. Wow what an experience! The first shot went straight up about 3 feet the next two not quite so far. Apparently the sounds open the urethra so the semen really gets launched. My friend and I said we would do it again and video tape it but so far we haven't done it.
     
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    That is the most disgusting thing I have ever watched, and thats saying something.
     
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    That's just fucked up
     
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    Uh, no. I had a girlfriend once that, for some unknown reason, tried to get her tongue in my slit. I never told her that it was unpleasant, but it, in fact, was. As far as I'm concern, like my bum, it's a one-way chute.
     
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    u got that right
     
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    PEcker!!!

    What the FUCK, man!!!

    You gotta warn a person about that!!! SERIOUSLY:biggrin1::nutkick:
     
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    Someday that guy will be in the emergency room and another urban legend will be born.


    But, for those that think the ass and dick are one way devices, OH, you are only cheating yourself.


    And while we are on the subject, how is it that fucking a girl in the ass is OK, but with a guy it is not?


    To each his own, and no need for a reply.
     
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    To each his own BUT one must wonder about the long-term effects of doing this--we only have one body and it GETS OLDER!:confused:
     
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    A teenaged friend used to masturbate by inserting a golf tee in his urethra ....
    Not advisable !
     
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    Sounds are medical devices, designed specifically for the purpose of urethral insertion. You should never ever insert anything into your urethra that was not 1) designed and certified as a medical device, and 2) sterilized, preferably by autoclave.

    Microscopic surface irregularities on common objects are more than enough to damage tissue that delicate. It does not take a large number of pathogens to cause a potentially deadly infection. You may be lucky a few times, like the above-mentioned people... but luck ALWAYS runs out in situations like these.

    Some people find sounds to be especially erotic, but they don't do much for me (even though I have a set). Sounds should never be used by anyone who hasn't been properly trained - a torn valve or perforated urethra or bladder would not be a fun thing.
     
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    Excuse me while I go vomit.
     
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    You are gonna have to go to the OTHER bathroom, Spadle.... I am currently throwing up in this one..:eek:
     
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    Quite aside from the general wisdom of this procedure, and skipping over the WFT factor .... why did he have to stretch to do this? I thought just about everyone could. A pencil is hardly a challenge, is it?

    But back to the "eeuwwww" factor - slogging through medical reports once, I noticed that what causes a surprising amount of damage in this department is inserted rope. When it reaches the bladder the free end can tangle into a knot, and then it can only be removed by surgery.

    The usual warnings - don't try this at home, etc - apply.
     
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    Dibs on the third bathroom. This thread rivals the one about tying dicks in knots.
     
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    Sorry, you're going to have to take the fourth one. :rolleyes:
     
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