Stupid Penis Tricks

[D_Juan Tootree]

I've been doing Kegel exercises involving contracting my penis/pelvic area since I was 15, after learning about it on the internet. Now that I am 24, aside from better control and a more muscular looking penis, I have the ability to make the penis actually bounce up and down without using my hands. It makes it appear to be dancing. I've been lifting things using my penis by balancing heavy objects on it and doing the Kegel contractions. I've lifted objects like my mouse or a small 2 lb weight and I want to keep working towards heavier objects...

Any other guys out there able to do things like this, or am I just unique? Anyone share similar experiences?

 

[camchain]

don't think i have tryed any to be honest, but i know the kegel exercises done corectly work a treat.

 

[B_Nick4444]

video is worth a thousand words

 

[yorkshirebunny]

video is worth a thousand words

I agree! :biggrin1:

 

[D_Juan Tootree]

The only problem with creating a video clip is how viral the internet is in nature. I don't exactly want to distribute footage like that and have it end up on anyone's computer for free. I may start my own website, and when that is up and running, then I would film video clips exclusively for the site, but I wouldnt just hand it out for free.

I was merely bringing it up as a topic of conversation to see how many other people are capable of this. Is it normal to be able to lift a computer mouse by balancing it atop my penis and contracting my pelvic muscles, or is this something that has only become possible after almost a decade of doing the Kegel exercise?

 

[detectivejwho]

puppetry of the penis!

 

[CALAMBO]

hey stud.....living with your cod piece for sure puts you an weight class of your own..

 

[Sherwood D. Likelym]

On occasion, I will perform kegel exercises while at nudist beaches. Some days, I am capable of achieving an erection, and the personal satisfaction can be overwhelming as I observe my arteries throbbing with continued contractions. I have to be discrete with my exercising at times, because some nudists frown upon obvious exhibition of sexual arousal. My exhibitionistic ego appreciates those who choose to observe my personal capability and pride, though.

 

[yngjock20]

That's the biggest turn on for me watching a guy make his dick bounce. It just really gets to me for some reason.

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

i love watching that a cock go up and down! but it's even more awesome to see a cock flexed from side to side. i get all giggly like a school girl cause it's such a big turn on :biggrin:

 

[B_bigtitsbabe]

what stacy said is hot and i like seeing a guy with a big head go from little to as big as possible

 

[BirdinMo]

I can lift the T.V remote. lol. I like to make it "dance" in the shower while I'm singing along with the radio.

 

[D_Juan Tootree]

Here's an interesting follow up question:

What is the heaviest/largest thing you have lifted using your penis?

 

[backa]

I sometimes use two wrist weights that help with control when cumming. They also have allowed me to be able to move my penis quite a bit on its own. They're probably about 2 to 2 1/2 lbs a piece.

 

[D_Juan Tootree]

trying to work towards that;-)

 

[kbnoize]

without a cockring, when fully hard, ive hung a horseshoe off my dick and held it there... The trouble was only placing it directly under the head... anywhere else, no problem... with a cockring,doesnt count...anyone interested in picture proof, comment a request, an i'll post

 

[Joseph]

Ah Kegels... I used to do it but forgot... damn i should get back at it ! Especially after reading this!

 

[ILguy23]

How do you make it go left to right? I can go up and down really well, but not side to side. Is it like curling your tongue, in that some people just can't do it?

 

[B_Nick8]

Isn't this one of those "pics or it didn't happen" kind of things?

 

[gambitcard333]

Hey Juan. I'm actually pretty experienced in this. Picked up the talent around 14. Started working with it. I can make it go up and down, side to side when i'm sitting/laying (and yes I can still move it front to back/up and down too. It's not just the angle) and in circles either sitting or standing. (Always goes clockwise - haven't been able to do counter-clockwise)

I've lifted many things. I like bouncing my laptop with it. Also hanging a wet towel and lifting is great for building muscle.

I can also vibrate it and 'pump it up' - using muscle control make my head flare and continue to pump blood in and hold it there until my head is about 3 times as big as normal. It doesn't look like it fits the same penis.

I'm interested in hearing other people's experiences with this as well as women's reactions. I've gotten a number of different types. Quid pro quo - you share yours and I'll share mine.