Suck or Fuck?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by tdc364, Sep 24, 2006.

  1. tdc364

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    Would you rather suck or fuck the dick above you?
     
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    Interesting, I keep looking above me -- up at the ceiling -- hoping to see something to suck or fuck. I see nothing. Hmmm...
    But, looking at the pix in your profile makes me want to suck your dick man -- real real bad. It's a beauty!
     
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    I think this thread is similar to the "say something nice about the penis above you" thread. You are supposed to say whether you would suck or fuck the dick above you.
     
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    Someone seems a little anatomically challenged if he thinks that's how fucking works. :rolleyes:
     
  5. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    Maybe not, Alex8. Do you remember the vid Pecker posted of the guy spewing large batteries out of his dick?
     
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    All the more reason for me to learn from a master.:rolleyes:
     
  7. tdc364

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    sorry u right i just noticed that, i guess the question is, would u rather give the person above you a blojob, or have sex with the person above you
     
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    So, let's get this started then...

    Where do you want this dick? :rolleyes:
     
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    I think it's probably safest if you leave it in Canada. :rolleyes:

    I guess I could slowly encircle it with my lips and then gradually explore every contour and every inch with my mouth and tongue. If I had nothing better to do. :tongue: :biggrin1:

    The problem with this question is that once I've sucked, I'm gonna wanna fuck you as well. :rolleyes:
    The "either/or" factor seldom ever comes into it with me. :shrug:
     
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    I'm with alex8 on this one!:smile:
     
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