But it IS me! That's the difference!
Thanks kamikazes. I'll take Assam. :smile:Ok so Zeltia and Curious can come by my place for high tea and I will moderate the discussion... it's settled, now earl grey or herbal?
But it IS me! That's the difference!
Thanks kamikazes. I'll take Assam. :smile:
Only if you can give as good as you get. So, the real question to ask if how long you can eat pussy?[raises hand]
Only if you can give as good as you get. So, the real question to ask if how long you can eat pussy?
You need to wise-up, Endued. There's only one WeirdGoofyCyclopsPinheadinaPartyHat around these parts.Yeah, but that's what all the people pretending to be weird goofy cyclops pinhead things in a party hat say. I've been burned before.
And a crispy bacon sammich?Alright, high tea is out, I will make you some breakfast tea in the morning :tongue:
THIS is the question. Much more relevant to Women's Issues.Only if you can give as good as you get. So, the real question to ask if how long you can eat pussy?
I'm probably geographically closest to you, so I feel I should volunteer to test your stamina. Selfless, I know.That wasn't directed at me but I need to brag. My personal record is 12 hours, 27 minutes and 6 seconds. I know - you all want me now. :tongue:
I'm probably geographically closest to you, so I feel I should volunteer to test your stamina. Selfless, I know.
Only if you can give as good as you get. So, the real question to ask if how long you can eat pussy?
May I take naps and eat meals, during?That wasn't directed at me but I need to brag. My personal record is 12 hours, 27 minutes and 6 seconds. I know - you all want me now. :tongue:
That wasn't directed at me but I need to brag. My personal record is 12 hours, 27 minutes and 6 seconds. I know - you all want me now. :tongue:
May I take naps and eat meals, during?
Yes, yes I do.
My ex used to like to go down on me, or give me analingus after we'd had sex. He knew I wanted to sleep, and encouraged this. Sometimes I'd wake up a couple of hours later, and he'd still be going at it, stroking himself. I'd usually ask for more sex then. Sometimes that seemed like just what he wanted, and other times, he'd tell me to go back to sleep, and he'd keep licking, nipping, and sucking.Certainly! Although, I would like advanced notice please. I will need time to prepare the food, feed you the morsels and relocate us to the kitchen worktop. I can continue during your nap if you wish, but perhaps you find that disconcerting.
Good to know. However, your hubby may see things differently. I will need to decline your kind offer. Firstly, I'm not a homewrecker and secondly, I don't want an ass-whooping from your other-half. You hussy. :tongue:
My ex used to like to go down on me, or give me analingus after we'd had sex. He knew I wanted to sleep, and encouraged this. Sometimes I'd wake up a couple of hours later, and he'd still be going at it, stroking himself. I'd usually ask for more sex then. Sometimes that seemed like just what he wanted, and other times, he'd tell me to go back to sleep, and he'd keep licking, nipping, and sucking.
My husband would see things differently too, but it was a fun fantasy.
He was incredibly giving! I have often wondered if it was a response to guilt for constantly cheating on me. We are both now in relatively sexless relationships. I have sex about 4 times a month now, which is more normal, but that could stop at any time. He has sex once or twice a year (with his actual girlfriend). We were talking the other day, and said that if we knew then what we know now, I'd let him fuck whoever he wanted, and he'd stop fucking all those other women! It was a hilarious moment.Ah yes, of course! Mr AlteredEgo. Forgive me! :redface: Too bad that all of our plans have gone to waste. Oh well. :biggrin1: Your ex sounds like a very giving lover! You're lucky to have experienced that. :tongue:
I have never been with a man who would let me blow him for that long.
[raises hand]
Only if you can give as good as you get. So, the real question to ask if how long you can eat pussy?