Sun Burn

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  1. got_lost

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    A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

    The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked,
    'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor'?
    The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything
    for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.

     
  2. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Heh. Good one there, K8. :biggrin:
     
  3. Catchoftheday

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    OMG K8, I thought I told you not to tell anyone
     
  4. camper joe

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    Oh k8 you are such a tart. :biggrin1:
     
  5. got_lost

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    :eek: I didn't mention your name!!!!
    Now you've gone and given the whole thing away! :rolleyes:
    :wink:


    And oh camper joe.... you know I am! :tongue:
     
  6. Principessa

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    ROTFLMAO
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:​
     
  7. Mr. Snakey

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    Now thats funny.......:biggrin1:
     
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