So, my transition into becoming a dirty old man is beginning. Was wearing my work clothes on as I got onto the bus today. One difference = new sunnies. Now, I have never been a fan of sunnies before but now... I understand. My work pants are sorta stretchy-elasti-cotton things. Anyway, they let my cock flop down my right leg so that when I walk, it moves from hitting my leg to stretchin the pant leg. Also, I have relatively large balls, so it also sticks out. The point is, I get a nice bulge. So, was walkin down the aisle of the bus and a young (20-ish) guy was sittin next to his mum about halfway down the bus. And I saw him look at my face then look straight at my crotch. I kept my head up, but let my eyes watch his. He never looked away. The ENTIRE time (5 seconds?) until I got past him. It was the sunglasses! More stories... with better endings! Lol!