Super Hero Endowments

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by GoneA, Sep 19, 2005.

  1. GoneA

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    You know, simply imagining what you said about Superman and Louis Lane is hilarious. Envisioning Lois Lane dying as Superman ejaculates is quite funny. (Trust, I'm not a sadomasochist or anything of that nature). How would Superman explain that to the Detective Inspector? Guess that’s where lightening speed comes in handy!
    More to the point, yes, I have noticed that many animated male super-heroes have been drawn with extremely large endowments. Maybe cartoonist feel it’s only suiting for a man whole constantly saves the world to have an extremely large penis. Maybe it gives us a subconscious respect for them. Or maybe, just maybe, cartoonists, unto themselves, are perverts. Any road, if I had to pick a super-hero in which I could have a relationship with, it would be Rouge from the X-men. Jean is already taken and Storm, albeit sexy, scares me.
     
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    mallrats :|
     
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    mallrats?

    ...nerds

    spinderman's hung?
    well he aint in spiderman 2, the shot on the subway when he is carried above the heads of the people he has just saved (he is knocked out), you can see the outline of a cocktail weenie
     
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    Actually, Batman (Adam West) had to stuff his batsuit and Robin had a problem trying to keep his under control. He was really a "Boy Wonder". Says so in "Boy Wonder - My Life in Tights" by Burt Ward!
     
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    So Superman's outfit (not cape that is the blanky from Kripton right) is cloth of this world that when in the proximety of his skin strengthens...explaining why it doesn't rip...maybe the same is true for Lois Lane's pussy. Course that would mean things he touchs would on contact be stronger too...it is all very confusing.
     
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    It's a movie and one of the characters is obsessed with superhero penises. Basically two guys try to reunite with their exes. It's remarkable in the Jersey Trilogy for 1) being the worst Kevin Smith movie ever, 2) Stan Lee appearing in it, and 3) having only one Degrassi High reference. Don't worry, it has more Star Wars references to make up for it.
     
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    Tricky, since skin-to-skin contact would kill you within minutes.
     
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    Supergirl is Superman's cousin: that's a bit too Jerry Springeresque of a sexual relationship. Not quite as bad as those who thought that He-Man and She-Ra should hook up: that's just way too 'ick'!
     
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    Supergirl is Superman's cousin: that's a bit too Jerry Springeresque of a sexual relationship. Not quite as bad as those who thought that He-Man and She-Ra should hook up: that's just way too 'ick'!
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    Who is She-Ra?
     
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    Why, the Princess of Power, of course!
     
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    Well... only that they're not real people.
     
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    Ahh, yes, Rouge would present a problem, I hadn't thought of that. I'm sure with her being able to fly we could someway work around that. Although, I just might have to settle for Storm. However, if she orgasmed would that cause a maelstrom?
     
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    But Mr. Fantastic would have to be a lot of fun ... :shocked:
     
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    Only problem with Psylock is...she'd totally know what you were thinking during sex. For some good, for some bad. For my part, knowing what I'm thinking at anytime is BAD.



    And the same is true for Jean, White Queen, etc...
     
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    I'm pretty sure He-Man and She-Ra are twin brother and sister separated at birth. I think She-Ra was stolen by Hordak as a baby, but I could be wrong. It's been 20 years since I followed that stuff...
     
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    Actually, Smith apologized to the public for Mallrats.

    I was making reference to his favorite two things to reference in movies. The Star Wars references are obvious in Mallrats. (Silent Bob actually tries to do the whole Jedi psychokinesis thing.)
     
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    My idea exactly Caseyjones!!! Hope is not lost.

    As one can see, you and I both put a lot of thought into this matter. My excuse is: Imaginary sex with Rogue seems to be the closest thing I can get to a RELATIONSHIP lately :nopity: ...what's yours? lol
     
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    do you think that he-man has bigger cock then his alter ego prince adam?

    I would think so. like when he is adam he is like average, and when he is he-man he is hung like a donkey
     
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    Oh ... ROGUE. I've been reading this thread wondering, "who the fuck is Rouge?"
     
  20. Matthew

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    You know, that seems like an awful lot of work ... especially for a comic book character. :+

    Who knew there were such a bunch of X-geeks on here (myself included)?
     
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