Super Hero Endowments

[GoneA]

Originally posted by helio415+Sep 30 2005, 08:48 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(helio415 &#064; Sep 30 2005, 08:48 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by GoneA@Sep 28 2005, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by helio415@Sep 28 2005, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by GoneA@Sep 26 2005, 05:34 AM
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@Sep 25 2005, 08:34 AM
i know that people will hate me for this but i realy like the rogue from the newest series more. she just seems smarter and rebelous.

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I see what you mean&#33; However, my feelings for both rogues are tantamount. I like the old one because, duhhh, who doesn&#39;t like the originals&#33;&#33; And I like the new one b/c she seems to have more character about her...more of a purpose&#33;


(Tell me&#33; Just what is my life when I have succumbed to analyzing X-MEN characters)?

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yeah exactly.

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Well I wouldn&#39;t say I DON&#39;T have a life. Watching X-MEN is, more or less, a break from the strenuous one I do have. lol

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i wasnt answering your question i was just saying that you were perfect on my thoughts of rogue.

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OH&#33;&#33;&#33; yeah exactly.

 

[thirteenbyseven]

I WISH I WAS A SPACEMAN
THE FASTEST GUY ALIVE
I&#39;D FLY YOU &#39;ROUND THE UNIVERSE
IN FIREBALL XL5
WAY OUT IN SPACE TOGETHER
CONQUERORS OF THE SKY

MY HEART WOULD BE A FIREBALL
A FIREBALL...

(Best sung wearing a seersucker bow-tie in back of a 1950&#39;s microphone)



OMG...I&#39;ve read so many threads here at LPSG....I....I&#39;m having a gay moment...and I&#39;m STRAIGHT&#33;&#33;&#33;

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by thirteenbyseven@Oct 3 2005, 02:36 PM




OMG...I&#39;ve read so many threads here at LPSG....I....I&#39;m having a gay moment...and I&#39;m STRAIGHT&#33;&#33;&#33;

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It happens to the best of us. You learn to deal.

 

[Oralius]

I think that the flash would have the most palpable schlong in the lot of super heroes...although given his name I think sex with him would be "Get yours, cuz I got mine&#33;"

The Hulk would prolly have the hugest cock ever since size is most likely due to body proportions. I&#39;m sure he&#39;d live a lonely life staring at his World Trade sized hard on and wishing he could fuck an actual chick instead of banging large animals and man holes.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by Oralius@Oct 5 2005, 11:19 AM
The Hulk would prolly have the hugest cock ever since size is most likely due to body proportions.

Why? Body proportions have nothing to do with cock size in real life, so why would they in comic books?

 

[Pices2325]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/08/superman_lacking/

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Oct 5 2005, 06:47 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Oct 5 2005, 06:47 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Oralius@Oct 5 2005, 11:19 AM
The Hulk would prolly have the hugest cock ever since size is most likely due to body proportions.

Why? Body proportions have nothing to do with cock size in real life, so why would they in comic books?

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Maybe its different over there.

 

[thirteenbyseven]

What about Hercules?

HERCULES, PEOPLE ARE SAFE WHEN NEAR HIM,
HERCULES, ONLY THE "EV-ILE" FEAR HIM,
SOFTNESS IN HIS EYES,
IRON IN HIS THIGHS,
VIRTURE IN HIS HEART,
FIRE IN EVERY PART,
OF THE MIGHTY HERCULES&#33;


Wow, I&#39;ll bet Hercules is happy about the "don&#39;t ask...don&#39;t tell" U.S. military policy.

 

[BabyShaq]

I remember the Hulk trying to sleep with She-Hulk.

She Hulk comes only to his ribcage.

Imagine that boner.

http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/niven...yawf/tac05.html

 

[bulgeguy]

I hope for his own sake that the Flash ISN&#39;T very big down there. If he had a large sack, can you imagine the chafing burns he&#39;d get from all that running?&#33; Ouch&#33;

 

[Oralius]

QUOTE(Oralius @ Oct 5 2005, 11:19 AM)
The Hulk would prolly have the hugest cock ever since size is most likely due to body proportions.


QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper @ Oct 5 2005, 06:47 PM)
Why? Body proportions have nothing to do with cock size in real life, so why would they in comic books?

Oralius @ Oct 9 2005
I forgot to mention that I have a theory on cock size to body size. I&#39;ve studied a great deal of anatomy aids and educational footage (porn mags and videos) in the eight years since I discovered the wonderful world of Adult Entertainment and along with my own "hands-on" research, I started taking notes of the similarities in the men who were "above average" and those who weren&#39;t. Many of the guys who were above average had large bone structures...you know, wide backs, large hands, thick fingers (not saying the size of the hand equals the size of the man...just hear me out.) even if they weren&#39;t exactly immensly tall. Guys who were average and below had more delicate features like long, slender fingers and thin necks. I know that I AiN&#39;t No ScIeNtIst FeLlEr, but THIS IS ONLY MY THEORY. I&#39;m sure some of you who love to attack those who have thoughts or ideas that aren&#39;t parallel to your own will love to comment, but I&#39;ve already made my decision to accept my own theory.

...and that&#39;s why The Hulk prolly has the hugest cock ever.

 

[B_RoysToy]

. . . . and that&#39;s why you&#39;re closed minded and that&#39;s sad.

Luke

 

[Oralius]

not so... I must be open minded to want to post about the size of a fictional character&#39;s penis. Or I just like to watch myself type things. It could be both. Yeah, it&#39;s probably both.

 

[GoneA]

Originally posted by Oralius@Oct 10 2005, 04:33 PM
QUOTE(Oralius @ Oct 5 2005, 11:19 AM)
The Hulk would prolly have the hugest cock ever since size is most likely due to body proportions.


QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper @ Oct 5 2005, 06:47 PM)
Why? Body proportions have nothing to do with cock size in real life, so why would they in comic books?

Oralius @ Oct 9 2005
I know that I AiN&#39;t No ScIeNtIst FeLlEr,

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Couldn&#39;t have said it better myself.



J/K...I&#39;m sure we all have pretty wacky theories of our own.

 

[TH815]

Originally posted by BabyShaq@Oct 9 2005, 11:22 AM
I remember the Hulk trying to sleep with She-Hulk.

She Hulk comes only to his ribcage.

Imagine that boner.

http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/niven...yawf/tac05.html

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What&#39;s sad about this story is the Hulk and She-Hulk are cousins. :wow:

They must be from "Down South," or at least the writer is.

 

[bjvixen]

Tricky, since skin-to-skin contact would kill you within minutes.

condom and rubber suit
problem solved
lol

 

[bjvixen]

I remember the Hulk trying to sleep with She-Hulk.

She Hulk comes only to his ribcage.

Imagine that boner.

http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/niven...yawf/tac05.html

thats kinda gross considering he's her cousin

 

[edonline]

Did anyone read Green Lantern? When Hal Jordan was GL, it seemed like the artists always drew him with a nice bulge.

 

[motorcityboy]

I've heard that Burt Ward who played Robin on the old Batman series had a big bulge? does any one have any pics? i saw an old episode not too long ago and he seem to be pretty well hung?

 

[Tank30]

I"m happy that they put my favorite super hero movie out on blu ray last week. The Phantom. Love it. Billy Zane looked so good in that tight purple outfit. Now can watch it in high def. Blu ray does not have any special features on it though.