Except that spidey only possesses the proportionate powers/abilities of a spider; no physical characteristics with the possible exception of sticking to walls of course.The following from Spiders
The male spider, as is typical among arthropods, possesses nothing like a penis. Therefore, how does the male's sperm enter the female's body? It's with the help of little leg-like appendages at the male spider's head, called palps.
This would explain pictures like this:
http://www.artcentergallery.com/gallery/michael-godard/godard-original-spiderman.jpg
clothes tight enough you could count the hairs on his ass.... and yet.... no bulge to speak of.
The Hulk's cumshot must look like a dozen tsnumami's in one.Rub the Hulk up the wrong way if you want BIG fun!:biggrin1:
Wait, so you're inferring that nearly 9' even, damn near a 1,000 lbs, that old greenskin, the Hulk, wouldn't possibly be bigger or maybe even the same size as the man of steel?Superman, of course, has the BIGGEST cock of all. But, his downfall would be that fact that he is faster than a speeding bullet. How much fun could that be. Thor more than likely has a small cock due to the power of thunder and the huge hammer. But, I'm curious how big the Invisible Man is? No one has ever been able to see his cock.![]()
Wait, so you're inferring that nearly 9' even, damn near a 1,000 lbs, that old greenskin, the Hulk, wouldn't possibly be bigger or maybe even the same size as the man of steel?![]()
It might, 'cept that the Hulk's power came from a gamma bomb.Given his propensity toward 'roid rage I'm guessing Hulk's got some shriveled up nards.
It might, 'cept that the Hulk's power came from a gamma bomb.
You know radiation, sometimes overexposure can hypertrophy parts.
yeah that stuff's bound to shrink your stuff too... if the X-Men were real they'd all have names like "Cancer Man", "Ear on His Face Boy", "Dead Girl", etc.
Not necessarily. The Xmen are genetic mutants. The potential exists that a parent could have been irradiated, but the mutants themselves are born with the altered gene.
* on a side issue, I'll bet Wolvie doesn't shave his pubes.
Nah, I am betting he is all natural. Have you seen the guy's chest? He is hairier than my aunt Bertha.:biggrin1:
I loves me some fur on a man.
Even if he did decide to bare rather than bear, with his healing factor how long before the fur returns? an hour?
Plus side to the healing factor. No refractory period! Can you say stamina?
Yeah, dig it, the X-Men are the only characters in the Marvel world that aren't a product of radiation.Not necessarily. The Xmen are genetic mutants. The potential exists that a parent could have been irradiated, but the mutants themselves are born with the altered gene.
* on a side issue, I'll bet Wolvie doesn't shave his pubes.
Not necessarily. The Xmen are genetic mutants. The potential exists that a parent could have been irradiated, but the mutants themselves are born with the altered gene.
* on a side issue, I'll bet Wolvie doesn't shave his pubes.
Ok, gonna get GEEK for a moment...
Wolverine's healing factor means that he has rapid regeneration of cells and tissues. At the same time, it slows his aging.... wouldn't that mean things like body hair/hair (which are just dead cells if I am not mistaken) be nearly impossible?![]()