Super Powers!

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  1. D_N Flay Table

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    I really wish I had something "super" about me..
    ya know.. traditional comic book style super powers..

    would you like to have super powers?

    what would you like to have?
     
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    to be able to make myself invisible at will.......think of where you could go.
     
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    Teleportation would be cool. You could be anywhere in the world in the blink of an eye.
     
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    like...... nightcrawler?
     
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    The ability to raise the dead. I'd ask an awful lot of questions of an awful lot of people... and speaking of awful... think of all the awful zombie movies I could make!
     
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    I think i'd love to be telekinetic. I'm a surgeon student, and i think it would be well cool to be able to operate in really confined places without having to damage all that tissue surrounding it. it's also cause i'm lazy, and scrubbing up is a bit of a chore, and with telekeneisis i won't have to touch anything,s o it'd all be sterile.

    However, on another practical power, i'd love to have ultimate control over traffic lights, not exciting, but i think it would be really useful.
     
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    Would you want the attending smoke and stench?

    Jeez, if I could teleport I might actually make it to work on time.
     
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    Yup!

    My question to you. What would your superhero costume look like?
     
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    Not only that, think of all the people you could see, too!:wink::tongue:
     
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    Well obviously I want to fly - who doesn't, but I'd prefer to be a Shapeshifter - which of course can incorporate flying.

    Can you imagine the fun you could have as a Shapeshifter?

    I mean the sexual possibilities alone are endless - and I'm sure I'd think of other stuff to do as well... eventually.
     
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    I would have to opt for the wOLVERINE powers. totally sweet!
     
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    The ability to morph

    Male one day, female the next, then Johnny Depp's underwear ..the options are endless
     
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    I have the power to clean out a room when I pass gas-- just call me "FARTMAN"
     
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    Hey, njqt466,
    That's not fair. I'm not a lazy surgeon who doesn't like to get his hands dirty. I'm a lazy surgeon who doesn't like to get his hands CLEAN! (what's the point, that's what anitbiotics are for anyway)
     
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    I already have a superpower - shopping, but if I could have another one in addition I'd take telepathy, it'd make life so much easier, and the costume would involve thigh boots and a cat mask :)
     
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    I would want to be the PARASITE and drain men of there strenght. i could FEED off superman forever and be stronger than any MAN!!!!
     
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    To make bullies and assholes vanish with a snap of my fingers. To an island where they would have to put up with each other forever
     
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