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    osxwrangler New Member

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    Superman has small todger: official
    By Lester Haines
    Published Thursday 8th September 2005 13:39 GMT - The Register
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/08/superman_lacking/

    It's official: Superman may be able to leap a tall building with a single
    bound but he's completely lacking super powers in the trouser department.

    That, at least, is according to those charged with costuming Brandon Routh
    who will play the Man of Steel in next year's Superman Returns. According to
    MSNBC, costume designer Louise Mingenbach says that of all the internet
    speculation surrounding Superman's costume, the vast majority focused on his
    trunks.

    Explained the deliciously-surnamed Mingenbach: "There was more discussion
    about Superman's 'package' than anything else on the suit. Was it too big?
    Was it not big enough? Was it too pointy? Too round? It was somebody's job
    for about a month just working on codpiece shapes. It was crazy."

    The mind boggles. Just how pointy does Superman's schlong have to be before
    Middle America reaches for its Bible and its assault rifle? Sadly, we may
    never know, because Mingenbach's final verdict on our hero's wedding tackle
    is: "Not big. Ten-year-olds will be seeing this movie."

    Readers will be able to judge for themselves just how deprived Lois Lane is
    when Superman Returns opens in June next year. ®
     
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    I think the official story should be that he wears an Nth metal cup just in case. Even if you have balls of steel, its going to hurt if someone hits them and then they clang together.
     
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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    he seems to be assuming that many 10 year-olds would even notice, which is fairly unlikely. I was only beginning to figure out that my own penis wasn't "usual" at that age; it'd be a while before I started worrying about anyone else's.
     
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    The same reason that in "Hulk", Bruce Banner's trousers don't rip off when he gets angry... you don't want a big green cock in a childs movie :evilgrin:
     
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    I think it's silly .....kids today are already aware of sexual things.....they are everywhere they turn. So making Supermans package small is crazy. He will be bulging in otherplaces....so why not his package. It should be in proportion to the rest of his body.....Superman is suppose to be Big and Stong, all aspects of him....I bet Ms. Lane and Jimmy will be dissapointed.... :evilgrin:

    Here is what Superman should look like ....yummmy!!!!!
     
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    let me be the first to say, YUM

    that is deffinately what superman should look like, id go and watch the movie if that is what he looks like.

    Luv Him
    Tilly
     
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    I'm with you tilly .....yummmmmy.
     
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    Remember all the flap when they gave Robin pronounced nipples in whicheverwhatever BM he first showed up in.
     
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    I honestly can not remember, but I have it saved on my pc....isn't he fine?
    I would let him rescue me from some evil villian any time.....pick me up and fly us to his crystal palace.....I wonder if he is really the man of "Steel"....... :evilgrin:
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    Please pardon my ignorance on such matters, but is a codpiece not a “stuffing” for the front or your pants? If the actor is lacking in that department and they did not do anything it might be fair to say superman has a small todger and say that Lois Lane is deprived. However, unless the actor is miniscule it would seem that almost any stuffing in a pair of tights would add bulk and make it appear above average.
     
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    A Codpiece was used to help men cover up the "jewels"...the tights that they wore back then did not cover up that part of the body.The codpiece was used to cover the opening between that area. So it did have a pratical use. Here in the United States ...some people think that showing a bulge in the front is to sexual....or suggestive.....so they think by not showing one , that it would not cause sexual desires ......I wish that America would be as open minded as some of the other Countries in the World.
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    I’ll be damned if I don’t learn something new every time I visit this site. When the article said, "There was more discussion about Superman's 'package' than anything else on the suit. Was it too big? Was it not big enough? Was it too pointy? Too round? It was somebody's job for about a month just working on codpiece shapes. It was crazy." I had just assumed that it was not just talking about how to place the cock, but rather about shaping some type of padding. Anyhow, thanks- and you are right, we need to be a little less uptight. It is inconceivable that somebody should work on that for a month to try not to offend anybody.
     
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    I do agree with you.....America needs to relax.
    :hi:
     
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