Superpowers/Geekdom

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by rich-9.8, Jul 1, 2006.

  1. rich-9.8

    rich-9.8 New Member

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    I'm a big comics fan, and really a fairly nerdy guy. I was thinking today that having a large penis is a lot like a superpower or having a secret identity. It should be something no-one else is aware of, or shared only with people you trust. At the same time it is something you often worry that others notice (does Superman really think those glasses hide his face). :rolleyes: Whatever, just some random musings. Anyone else ever think like this?

    I was also wondering if anyone else on the forums uses Linux. I use SuSE, and I've just installed XGL and I'm doing some freaky 3D shit with my desktop now.

    I'm feeling pretty insomniac at the moment - just finished a week of nights. A word of warning - NHS scrubs are no use to the well-hung. Anything baggy enough not to cause a large bulge the waist is too big and vice versa. I'm sure I've bemoaned this before, but oh well.

    Have a nice night!

    Rich
     
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    Why do I have this image of Rich donning a mask and flying around Scotland starkers to use his super powered penis in acts of hedonism? Ermm.. I meant "acts of heroism". I think this idea might work well in a Viz Comic but Buster Gonads and his giant testicles will be a hard act to follow. :wink:
     
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    My big dick helps me to pole vault over tall buildings in a single bound.
     
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    I can make it stretch and expand and encircle things I want to capture.
     
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    Mine is a babe magnet.
    Sadly my glasses produce an anti-babe field...hmmm...

    I lovingly call it 'Turkey syndrome'.
     
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    A large penis can perform a number of heroic and amazing feats.

    You can rescue small children who have fallen into wells with it.

    (I intend for them to climb up it. But occasionally they have bad grip and their climbing up... and sliding down... and climbing up... and sliding down comes to the point where I've filled up the well and they float to the top :biggrin1:

    You can also alter weather patterns when the ejaculate affects worldwide humidity levels :cool:

    Slade
     
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    Correction. Re Viz Comics: That should have been Buster Gonad and his Unfeasibly LARGE Testicles.
     
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    I always liked Terry Fuckwitt.
     
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    You want small children touching your penis?!?!?!
     
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    Rescuing!!! :biggrin1: I'm doing the world a service :wink:

    Do you expect my penis to stand idly by when a child's life is in danger? :lol:

    Slade
     
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    And Johnny Fartpants too surely. :You_Rock_Emoticon:
     
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    Don't fill up the well Slade! They might not know how to swim.

    All you need is a prehensile penis to "encircle" them like this one:

    http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/58.html

    lol dreamer20
     
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