Support the stupid C#nt above.

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  1. Drifterwood

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    No need to support me, I'm completely normal and in control of everything. :biggrin1:
     
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    I'm glad stupid C#nts like you have two good solid limbs to support you and keep yourelf upright — otherwise the floor would be a fucking viscous mess of mind-numbing mucous, wouldn't it? In the interest of all, I'll do anything to keep your clam off the floor.
     
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    Buddy, erosion is a slow process, they'll most likely erect some sheeting and scaffolding before you are blown to sand.

    Nothing to get too worried about.
     
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    Orange oil does wonders for termites. Just in case, you know.
     
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    If you are offering to administer it, I am a mite inspired.

    Pay no heed to gravity - Newton wasn't all he's cracked up to be.
     
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    hotmilf's orange oil has worked wonders on you — I can admire my monumental reflection in your sheen — well done old boy. :biggrin1:
     
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    RC, your avatar gives new meaning to the phrase, get your rocks off. I can support that!:tongue:

    Oh, and orange oil looks good on rocks too!

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    Yes! I was planning on administering the oil, DW, but only after buttering you up a little. :rolleyes:
     
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    Rexcasual,what will you be doing, to keep hotmilf's "clam" off the floor?
    What part of you would that butter be cumming from?
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    CB, I'd like to support you in your quest for oral sex perfection.
     
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    I think I might have better things to do with my time than support you.
    What you need is a good comfortable pair of briefs.
    That should give "the little men" some support and free up my time.
     
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    I'd do my best to keep hotmilf at the pinnacle of enjoyment once she's perched her clam on my stone hard column.

    CB, I support you in your quest for knowledge. Butter is produced by churning cream. I do expect you know where cream cums from — or shall I give you a demonstration? :tongue:
     
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    Ooh! A demonstration is just what I need, to "blow me" up!
    Drifterwood,can I polish yer' knob? I don't know anything about farm animals, rexcasual,wanna show me,where cream cums from?
    Does cream cum from nutz,or hotmilfy clams?
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    I'll find you a well behaved slave to free up even more of your time, Dragonfy20. More time to get into trouble with me.:cool:
     
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    Q1:
    I have to show you, my milkmaiden.

    Q2:
    Cream goes well over both. (Though it's beginning to sound like adulterated New England Clam Chowder )
     
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    What happened to my post about whipping cream?

    Please tell me that I am not dreaming about posting here. Now I do need support.
     
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    you want support? Either get good panty hose, or a good cane/crutches.
     
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    Thanks Chuck.

    I hope after nearly five years that this year will the one you find that ""special" romance.
     
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    Don't we all Drifter.
    Time to put the ghosts of the past to rest and move on with life.
     
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    Absolutely - ghosts are only good for haunting.

    Skeletons, now they're a different matter.
     
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    Skeletons/baggage happen.
    It's called life experience.
     
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