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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Drifterwood, Feb 11, 2008.
No need to support me, I'm completely normal and in control of everything. :biggrin1:
I'm glad stupid C#nts like you have two good solid limbs to support you and keep yourelf upright otherwise the floor would be a fucking viscous mess of mind-numbing mucous, wouldn't it? In the interest of all, I'll do anything to keep your clam off the floor.
Buddy, erosion is a slow process, they'll most likely erect some sheeting and scaffolding before you are blown to sand.
Nothing to get too worried about.
Orange oil does wonders for termites. Just in case, you know.
If you are offering to administer it, I am a mite inspired.
Pay no heed to gravity - Newton wasn't all he's cracked up to be.
hotmilf's orange oil has worked wonders on you I can admire my monumental reflection in your sheen well done old boy. :biggrin1:
RC, your avatar gives new meaning to the phrase, get your rocks off. I can support that!:tongue:
Oh, and orange oil looks good on rocks too!
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Yes! I was planning on administering the oil, DW, but only after buttering you up a little.
Rexcasual,what will you be doing, to keep hotmilf's "clam" off the floor?
What part of you would that butter be cumming from?
CB, I'd like to support you in your quest for oral sex perfection.
I think I might have better things to do with my time than support you.
What you need is a good comfortable pair of briefs.
That should give "the little men" some support and free up my time.
I'd do my best to keep hotmilf at the pinnacle of enjoyment once she's perched her clam on my stone hard column.
CB, I support you in your quest for knowledge. Butter is produced by churning cream. I do expect you know where cream cums from — or shall I give you a demonstration? :tongue:
Ooh! A demonstration is just what I need, to "blow me" up!
Drifterwood,can I polish yer' knob? I don't know anything about farm animals, rexcasual,wanna show me,where cream cums from?
Does cream cum from nutz,or hotmilfy clams?
I'll find you a well behaved slave to free up even more of your time, Dragonfy20. More time to get into trouble with me.
I have to show you, my milkmaiden.
Cream goes well over both. (Though it's beginning to sound like adulterated New England Clam Chowder )
What happened to my post about whipping cream?
Please tell me that I am not dreaming about posting here. Now I do need support.
you want support? Either get good panty hose, or a good cane/crutches.
I hope after nearly five years that this year will the one you find that ""special" romance.
Don't we all Drifter.
Time to put the ghosts of the past to rest and move on with life.
Absolutely - ghosts are only good for haunting.
Skeletons, now they're a different matter.
It's called life experience.