Surgery

[hungwitz]

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly fifteen inches.

Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?

 

[Pecker]

That's a stretch.

 

[AllHazzardi]

This one's missing 3 lines.

A man is frustrated with his small penis, so he asks his Dr. for some pills.
Frustrated, he takes the entire bottle.
Over the weeks he grows and grows, and eventually grows too much.
He asks the doctor if there's a way to stop the growth, and he suggests surgery.
His wife unzips him and his penis flops to the floor.

The doctor says they could certainly fix it with surgery. So the wife asks,
"How long will he be on crutches?"
the doc responds "What do you mean?"
Wife: "You're going to make his legs longer, aren't you?"