Krueger: Back in middle school, the boys' locker room was split up into these three areas, two locker areas and the shower area which also had some extra space. Anyway, back then they made us go swimming in PE. Everyone showered with their shorts on, but still there were contests and stupid crap like that. While most of the guys were off doing their foolishness in the main locker area, my friend Jeremy and I were off in the other room turned away from each other and changing into our shorts in private. I was at least a year younger than everyone else and from the shouts of the adjacent room I knew I wasn't nearly as developed. Anyway, eventually the other guys began to bug us. "Small Peter" and "Little Doink," we were, even though nobody ever got to see any of us. In reality I actually pictured Jer to be all right, 'cause he was the only friend of mine who wasn't a virgin. Some years later, I hear from his ngirlfriend Ashton that he's 9 inches long and though I don't match that at all, I know average adult size is 6.25, so being 6.75 can make me kinda smug knowing that the tables are turned. Jeremy surprised me though. I hadn't expected that. Still haven't seen it. Not too terribly interested actually, but should the opportunity arise, I might glance for a moment.