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I understand hung guys don't necessarily have a "look", but what's your best "WTF?" story of someone you never would've guessed has a huge cock, whether or not you actually hooked up with them? Long story coming bc that's just who I am as a person lol:

So I used to have a roommate who's big on gaming, so his friends would always come over and they'd hook 4 PCs up in the living room to play Fortnite online together (our power bill was ALWAYS high, but we already agreed he'd pay 80% of the bill knowing he constantly games for several hours a day). Tbh, he and his friends look and act EXACTLY like gamer geeks, but they're all super cool and funny and respectful and not weird about the fact that I'm gay amd they're all straight, so I'd hang out in the living room while they were there.

SO, this one night they qualified for some big Fortnite tournament for the first time, so they ordered a bunch of food and we got drunk to celebrate. One of my roommate's friend's name is Ryan and he's a pretty obese guy, long shaggu hair, not really what society would call "attractive". We're all horsing around, playing drinking games, and we start playing Truth, Dare, or Drink.

OF COURSE drunk straight guys always ask the gay guy about stuff he's done with other guys, so I get all the cliche "How many guys have you fucked in one night?" questions and got dared to deepthroat a banana (I CANNOT deepthroat lmao), so I don't pull any punches either and ask one of the friends "Who do you think has the biggest cock out of all of you?" THEY ALL YELLED OUT "THE RHINO!!"

I'm like "Wtf is The Rhino?" and they proceed to tell me everyone in their circle of friends knows Ryan has a huge cock bc he fell asleep after ine of their marathon gaming sessions and his semi morning wood was hanging out of his underwear the next morning. Ryan was RED while they were saying it, but you can tell he's proud too. So OBVIOUSLY the next logical step for me is to dare him to pull it out on my next turn, but I didn't have to bc the next person dared him to show me. He didn't want to bc obviously them seeing it was an accident and those are his lifelong buddies, so I said "You guys just leave and let him flash me" and they did. So he stands up and he's like "I'm really not gay" and I told him we all know and no one thinks he is. He pulls it out and DAMN! He's not the biggest I've ever seen, but his 100% soft cock is maybe 5½" and the surprising part was how thick it is and how fat and beautiful the head is, even though his pubes were REALLY unkempt (he probably didn't care because I don't think he gets dates). So we called them back in and later, I asked him privately in the bathroom if I could see it hard, told him I'd suck it just enough to get it hard and we didn't have to go any farther than that and he even let me stroke it while we were talking about it, which got him semi-erect and OMFG it got even thicker to the point where I had to open my hand wider to let it grow. He was sitting on the covered toilet seat and I got on my knees and put it in my mouth (unfortunately it smelled bc he's a bigger guy and all the partying and fucking around all night made him sweaty), but I sucked it for 10, 15 seconds before he stopped me and said he didn't want any more. He kept coming over to game after that and they were all still cool, but we never talked about it again. Sucked, bc I bet he was at least 8" and pushing coke can thickness when hard.
 
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Interesting story, @HungBtmVegas.

Years ago I met this older brother online who offered to give me a free massage. We had traded pix in advance, though he didn't share any dick pix with me, just face pix and upper body. He said he just wanted to massage on me, so I wasn't going to turn down the offer!

I get to his place and he already has a professional massage table set up in the living room. We look each other up and down. He's about 5' 9" and average build -- and he tells me I look just like my pix. He invites me to get undressed and hop on the table. I'm already starting to sprout a semi as I undress. As we start, he's fully clothed and asks me, now butt naked and at near full mast, to lay on my stomach for a back massage. This goes on for about 20 minutes or so before he asks me to flip over. When I do, I see that he's taken off his shirt. He starts to massage my chest, and my dick is now literally throbbing. This is when he moves his hand over and starts playing with my balls before moving up the shaft and finally jacking my dick. As I'm getting close, he all of a sudden just stops. He drops his pants, and pulls out literally the biggest dick I have ever seen in person. Who knows how long that thing was because it dwarfed me and he didn't even look fully hard. It was so thick that he was holding it with two hands, and there was no way that one hand could have completely engulfed it. I was like, "WTF!?" Within 30 seconds of playing with his "dick", he shot a huge load all the way across the massage table, hitting my legs and splattering on the floor. He wiped his hands before finishing me off, and then offered to allow me to a take a shower in his bathroom before leaving.

We shook hands on my way out and said we'd have to do this again, which we never did. As I was driving home, I was literally in shock, thinking that if I hadn't seen that thing explode all over the place I would have wondered if it was some kind of prosthetic.
 

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Porn star Cutler X was at a "play" party in LA. He's wearing these little neoprene fetish shorts, with a zipper on the font. Somehow he had tucked in that monster cock so you would never know it was there. He starts making out with this guy in the hall, who apparently had no idea who Cutler was. While they are still kissing, Cutler reaches down, unzips, and the big cock drops out. They continue kissing and embracing, as Cutler gets rock hard. Finally, they stop kissing, and the guy looks down. He jumps back about 3 feet, and gasps "There's no way I could possibly accommodate THAT!"
 

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I understand hung guys don't necessarily have a "look", but what's your best "WTF?" story of someone you never would've guessed has a huge cock, whether or not you actually hooked up with them? Long story coming bc that's just who I am as a person lol:

So I used to have a roommate who's big on gaming, so his friends would always come over and they'd hook 4 PCs up in the living room to play Fortnite online together (our power bill was ALWAYS high, but we already agreed he'd pay 80% of the bill knowing he constantly games for several hours a day). Tbh, he and his friends look and act EXACTLY like gamer geeks, but they're all super cool and funny and respectful and not weird about the fact that I'm gay amd they're all straight, so I'd hang out in the living room while they were there.

SO, this one night they qualified for some big Fortnite tournament for the first time, so they ordered a bunch of food and we got drunk to celebrate. One of my roommate's friend's name is Ryan and he's a pretty obese guy, long shaggu hair, not really what society would call "attractive". We're all horsing around, playing drinking games, and we start playing Truth, Dare, or Drink.

OF COURSE drunk straight guys always ask the gay guy about stuff he's done with other guys, so I get all the cliche "How many guys have you fucked in one night?" questions and got dared to deepthroat a banana (I CANNOT deepthroat lmao), so I don't pull any punches either and ask one of the friends "Who do you think has the biggest cock out of all of you?" THEY ALL YELLED OUT "THE RHINO!!"

I'm like "Wtf is The Rhino?" and they proceed to tell me everyone in their circle of friends knows Ryan has a huge cock bc he fell asleep after ine of their marathon gaming sessions and his semi morning wood was hanging out of his underwear the next morning. Ryan was RED while they were saying it, but you can tell he's proud too. So OBVIOUSLY the next logical step for me is to dare him to pull it out on my next turn, but I didn't have to bc the next person dared him to show me. He didn't want to bc obviously them seeing it was an accident and those are his lifelong buddies, so I said "You guys just leave and let him flash me" and they did. So he stands up and he's like "I'm really not gay" and I told him we all know and no one thinks he is. He pulls it out and DAMN! He's not the biggest I've ever seen, but his 100% soft cock is maybe 5½" and the surprising part was how thick it is and how fat and beautiful the head is, even though his pubes were REALLY unkempt (he probably didn't care because I don't think he gets dates). So we called them back in and later, I asked him privately in the bathroom if I could see it hard, told him I'd suck it just enough to get it hard and we didn't have to go any farther than that and he even let me stroke it while we were talking about it, which got him semi-erect and OMFG it got even thicker to the point where I had to open my hand wider to let it grow. He was sitting on the covered toilet seat and I got on my knees and put it in my mouth (unfortunately it smelled bc he's a bigger guy and all the partying and fucking around all night made him sweaty), but I sucked it for 10, 15 seconds before he stopped me and said he didn't want any more. He kept coming over to game after that and they were all still cool, but we never talked about it again. Sucked, bc I bet he was at least 8" and pushing coke can thickness when hard.
What luck!
 
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My now BF came to my place one night after work- I had noticed him staring at my shorts and made a comment which he responded to- and after a drink and some conversation hands were in pants, he was quite shy but also interested. I discovered he had a good sized, soft cock in his briefs, and as we continued he started growing hard and I was quite surprised to be handling a beautiful uncut 6x8" cock. I was later surprised to find out the volume occupied by such a cock...
 
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