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I understand hung guys don't necessarily have a "look", but what's your best "WTF?" story of someone you never would've guessed has a huge cock, whether or not you actually hooked up with them? Long story coming bc that's just who I am as a person lol:
So I used to have a roommate who's big on gaming, so his friends would always come over and they'd hook 4 PCs up in the living room to play Fortnite online together (our power bill was ALWAYS high, but we already agreed he'd pay 80% of the bill knowing he constantly games for several hours a day). Tbh, he and his friends look and act EXACTLY like gamer geeks, but they're all super cool and funny and respectful and not weird about the fact that I'm gay amd they're all straight, so I'd hang out in the living room while they were there.
SO, this one night they qualified for some big Fortnite tournament for the first time, so they ordered a bunch of food and we got drunk to celebrate. One of my roommate's friend's name is Ryan and he's a pretty obese guy, long shaggu hair, not really what society would call "attractive". We're all horsing around, playing drinking games, and we start playing Truth, Dare, or Drink.
OF COURSE drunk straight guys always ask the gay guy about stuff he's done with other guys, so I get all the cliche "How many guys have you fucked in one night?" questions and got dared to deepthroat a banana (I CANNOT deepthroat lmao), so I don't pull any punches either and ask one of the friends "Who do you think has the biggest cock out of all of you?" THEY ALL YELLED OUT "THE RHINO!!"
I'm like "Wtf is The Rhino?" and they proceed to tell me everyone in their circle of friends knows Ryan has a huge cock bc he fell asleep after ine of their marathon gaming sessions and his semi morning wood was hanging out of his underwear the next morning. Ryan was RED while they were saying it, but you can tell he's proud too. So OBVIOUSLY the next logical step for me is to dare him to pull it out on my next turn, but I didn't have to bc the next person dared him to show me. He didn't want to bc obviously them seeing it was an accident and those are his lifelong buddies, so I said "You guys just leave and let him flash me" and they did. So he stands up and he's like "I'm really not gay" and I told him we all know and no one thinks he is. He pulls it out and DAMN! He's not the biggest I've ever seen, but his 100% soft cock is maybe 5½" and the surprising part was how thick it is and how fat and beautiful the head is, even though his pubes were REALLY unkempt (he probably didn't care because I don't think he gets dates). So we called them back in and later, I asked him privately in the bathroom if I could see it hard, told him I'd suck it just enough to get it hard and we didn't have to go any farther than that and he even let me stroke it while we were talking about it, which got him semi-erect and OMFG it got even thicker to the point where I had to open my hand wider to let it grow. He was sitting on the covered toilet seat and I got on my knees and put it in my mouth (unfortunately it smelled bc he's a bigger guy and all the partying and fucking around all night made him sweaty), but I sucked it for 10, 15 seconds before he stopped me and said he didn't want any more. He kept coming over to game after that and they were all still cool, but we never talked about it again. Sucked, bc I bet he was at least 8" and pushing coke can thickness when hard.
So I used to have a roommate who's big on gaming, so his friends would always come over and they'd hook 4 PCs up in the living room to play Fortnite online together (our power bill was ALWAYS high, but we already agreed he'd pay 80% of the bill knowing he constantly games for several hours a day). Tbh, he and his friends look and act EXACTLY like gamer geeks, but they're all super cool and funny and respectful and not weird about the fact that I'm gay amd they're all straight, so I'd hang out in the living room while they were there.
SO, this one night they qualified for some big Fortnite tournament for the first time, so they ordered a bunch of food and we got drunk to celebrate. One of my roommate's friend's name is Ryan and he's a pretty obese guy, long shaggu hair, not really what society would call "attractive". We're all horsing around, playing drinking games, and we start playing Truth, Dare, or Drink.
OF COURSE drunk straight guys always ask the gay guy about stuff he's done with other guys, so I get all the cliche "How many guys have you fucked in one night?" questions and got dared to deepthroat a banana (I CANNOT deepthroat lmao), so I don't pull any punches either and ask one of the friends "Who do you think has the biggest cock out of all of you?" THEY ALL YELLED OUT "THE RHINO!!"
I'm like "Wtf is The Rhino?" and they proceed to tell me everyone in their circle of friends knows Ryan has a huge cock bc he fell asleep after ine of their marathon gaming sessions and his semi morning wood was hanging out of his underwear the next morning. Ryan was RED while they were saying it, but you can tell he's proud too. So OBVIOUSLY the next logical step for me is to dare him to pull it out on my next turn, but I didn't have to bc the next person dared him to show me. He didn't want to bc obviously them seeing it was an accident and those are his lifelong buddies, so I said "You guys just leave and let him flash me" and they did. So he stands up and he's like "I'm really not gay" and I told him we all know and no one thinks he is. He pulls it out and DAMN! He's not the biggest I've ever seen, but his 100% soft cock is maybe 5½" and the surprising part was how thick it is and how fat and beautiful the head is, even though his pubes were REALLY unkempt (he probably didn't care because I don't think he gets dates). So we called them back in and later, I asked him privately in the bathroom if I could see it hard, told him I'd suck it just enough to get it hard and we didn't have to go any farther than that and he even let me stroke it while we were talking about it, which got him semi-erect and OMFG it got even thicker to the point where I had to open my hand wider to let it grow. He was sitting on the covered toilet seat and I got on my knees and put it in my mouth (unfortunately it smelled bc he's a bigger guy and all the partying and fucking around all night made him sweaty), but I sucked it for 10, 15 seconds before he stopped me and said he didn't want any more. He kept coming over to game after that and they were all still cool, but we never talked about it again. Sucked, bc I bet he was at least 8" and pushing coke can thickness when hard.