Survivor: Texas Style

[Principessa]

Survivor: Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The 9 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm Gay"

"I love the Dixie Chicks"

"Boycott Beef"

"I Voted for Obama,"

"George Strait Sucks"

"Hillary in 2012"

and

"I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. :biggrin1:

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

A classic, but still funny.

 

[D_Hepsibah Salmonbreath]

you do realize that none of them will make it back alive. all we have to do is see that we can do whatever we want and no other texan will rat us out on account of the fact they helped.

 

[Principessa]

you do realize that none of them will make it back alive. all we have to do is see that we can do whatever we want and no other texan will rat us out on account of the fact they helped.

Heck I'd take a shot at them just for driving a pink Volvo. :biggrin1: IMO there is no excuse for bad taste.

 

[whatireallywant]

Heck I'd take a shot at them just for driving a pink Volvo. :biggrin1: IMO there is no excuse for bad taste.

LOL!

I HAVE seen Obama bumper stickers here in San Antonio, though, so maybe they could get away with that.