Swearing poll

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Calboner, Jun 17, 2008.

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Which is it?

  1. God damn it

    4 vote(s)
    12.5%
  2. Shit

    13 vote(s)
    40.6%
  3. Fuck

    15 vote(s)
    46.9%
  4. Bollocks

    5 vote(s)
    15.6%
  5. God-damned mother-fucking son of a shit-eating asshole bastard

    5 vote(s)
    15.6%
  6. Other (post below)

    9 vote(s)
    28.1%
  1. Calboner

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    Post to complete option 6
     
  2. unabear09

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    hehe my favorite combo is : shit ass eatin cock sucking mother fucking bastard! hehe I could make a sailor blush!
     
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    Bitch ass cunty motherfucker.
     
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    Because few people gain satisfaction by uttering, "Fecal matter!", I resort to the more vulgar form: "Shit!"
     
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    "Democrat"
     
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    Mild Swear but Bastard is my favorite I use way too often.
     
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    I try not to swear. I swear.
     
  9. Calboner

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    The thread is sinking -- son of a bitch BASTARD!
     
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    All of and more than you listed. Im getting better. Its just so fucking hard to stop cursing.
     
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    Either as sen on Sex and the city and I have used it, "Shit Mother Fucker Fuck shit" (SMFFS for short)

    or one that i created seven years ago in the seventh grade one morning during football practice " Mother Fucking titty Sucking one ball Bitch:
     
  12. DC_DEEP

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    :confused: It depends entirely upon the situation.

    The use of expletives is a linguistic art; gratuitous or inappropriate usage is crass. A well-constructed blue streak is an elegant form of expression.
     
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    Fuck is a favourite but diversity is best - you fucked-up, cuntfaced wank-stain!

    But DC is right, the clever fuck, context is everything. Though I am still of the opinion there there is no comment so good nor so bad that it cannot be responded to with a swift "Fuck off!"
     
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    I like "shit." Uhh, let me clarify, the word, "shit."
     
  15. Mr. Snakey

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    Fuck has to be my favorite. I am guilty of using them all.
     
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    My favorites, "fuck-face", "shit-stain", or what my friend Laura said, I promise she said this, shit fuck damn hoe bitch-ass slut. which brings me to my favorite word "Bitch"
     
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    My grandma talked like that.
     
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    I usually string a bunch of compound adjectives together and then trail off before I ever get to the noun.

    "God-damned motherfucking cock-sucking whoremongering shit-licking........"

    And by that point I'm usually smashing something to pieces with a hammer.

    Fuckin', Most of the fuckin' people I fuckin' work with fuckin' toss the fuckin' word "fuck" into their fuckin' sentences like they're fuckin' trying to fuckin' I don't fuckin' know, but you get the idea.
     
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    :lmao: thats funny. :tongue:
     
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    I don't do swearing it's not nice.
     
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