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Dragon88

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Sorry to disappoint you, but no... we're about the average of Caucasians (I'm also Norwegian). But according to a survey made for EU members, Swedes have the second largest penises after France. Norway isn't in though :mad:

http://www.avis2.no/sex_og_samliv/54198&method=reply&parent=6956

I'm sorry that the article is in Norwegian, but check out the chart at the end of the page :wink:
 

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I'm sorry that the article is in Norwegian, but check out the chart at the end of the page :wink:

EU penes Length Girth
France 15.48 cm (slightly under 6.1 inches) 13.63 cm (slightly under 5.4 inches)
Sweden 15.36 12.78
Estonia 15.17 12.54
Hungary 14.99 11.81
Italy 14.95 11.95
Austria 14.89 12.10
Denmark 14.88 11.75
Belgium 14.77 13.19
Latvia 14.69 11.93
Germany 14.61 11.80
Lithuania 14.55 11.27
Romania 14.30 12.25
Netherlands 14.28 11.35
Poland 14.21 11.62
Slovakia 14.19 11.54
Czechia 14.17 11.65
Bulgaria 14.09 11.69
Slovenia 14.01 11.72
Portugal 13.91 10.45
Luxembourg 13.82 11.40
Spain 13.58 10.43
Finland 13.52 11.13
England 13.32 11.32
Ireland 12.78 10.94
Greece 12.18 (about 4.8 inches) 10.19 (about 4.0 inches)

In general, it seems like the men of the British Isles, Iberia, and the Balkans tend to be on the small side among Europeans. The Finns also seem to be conspicuously small in comparison with their (allegedly gay according to Finnish popular rumor) Swedish and Estonian neighbors.
 

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Ha ha - to be honest I think the survey is really not a big indicator of size, unless you measure the entire male population of each country and average that. The are only averages I suppose and don't take into account the differences in the biggest and smallest in each country. Italy is way up there in the large stakes, and yet one of the smallest I've ever been with was Italian.

As for England my home country - I've experienced big and very little.

Guys stop being so obsessed with penis size and nationality - the only land of guaranteed size is Ann Summers and the like!
 

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The Netherlanders have presented the median length in this survey. It's mildly interesting that the Slavic folks all have clustered just under the median length:

Netherlands 14.28(=median length) 11.35
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Poland 14.21 11.62
Slovakia 14.19 11.54
Czechia 14.17 11.65
Bulgaria 14.09 11.69
Slovenia 14.01 11.72

They range only from 14.01 cm (Slovenia) to 14.21 cm (Poland) for length and 11.54 cm (Slovakia) to 11.72 cm (Slovenia) for girth, which are probably statistically insignificant differences, so I suppose real dick size can't be relevant to all the ethnic tensions and violence among Slavs (yet imaginary dick size might be).

Note that the Slavs still cluster together even when the list has been sorted according to girth:

EU penes Length Girth
France 15.48 cm (slightly under 6.1 inches) 13.63 cm (slightly under 5.4 inches)
Belgium 14.77 13.19
Sweden 15.36 12.78
Estonia 15.17 12.54
Romania 14.30 12.25
Austria 14.89 12.10
Italy 14.95 11.95
Latvia 14.69 11.93
Hungary 14.99 11.81
Germany 14.61 11.80
Denmark 14.88 11.75
Slovenia 14.01 11.72
Bulgaria 14.09 11.69
Czechia 14.17 11.65
Poland 14.21 11.62
Slovakia 14.19 11.54
Luxembourg 13.82 11.40
Netherlands 14.28 11.35
England 13.32 11.32
Lithuania 14.55 11.27
Finland 13.52 11.13
Ireland 12.78 10.94
Portugal 13.91 10.45
Spain 13.58 10.43
Greece 12.18 (about 4.8 inches) 10.19 (about 4.0 inches)

The median girth in this study has been presented by the Bulgarians.
 
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is it true that their dicks taste like lutefisk?

Haha, that's a nice one... Does American cocks taste like burgers? Does Italian cocks taste like pizza? Does French cocks taste like frogs? I think that answers your question. And by the way, lutefisk is Norwegian and not Swedish. :wink:
 

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From those I've seen, no different from most. The swedish boy at school was the first penis I ever saw erect, and although not massive is one I remember.
 

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Interesting. Flies in the face of what two separate friends told me, both of whom spend a LOT of time in Europe. # 1 are the Poles, and #2 are the NORTHERN Germans. Not a scientific sampling to be sure, but both of these guys get around so I have both those countries on my vacation list. LOL