Any advice guys ? When swimming I normally wear baggy shorts over speedos. I wear the speedos to prevent "chenobyl fall-out", and the shorts because I get quite self concious at times. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the attention at the right time, but not at the pool with the kids ! Unfortunately this summer we are off to sunny France, who don't like "cut-down shorts" for swimming, and I am forced to wear the trunks. I have tried various positions, but all seem to make me look like I have put socks down my pants !. It seems OK If I positon myself dowmward and round between my legs, but that means I have to do a lot of standing up, and it doesn't stay there long ! (Actually I'm not that well endowed that I end up sitting on my cock - but you get the idea ?) Any suggestions ? I was hoping that speedos to slightly thicker material, or not so skimpy, but don't seem to have much sucess. Any thoughts ? My only other suggestion is for me to develop the beer-gut further and hope that the masses of flesh cover my crotch !! (Seen it done by some of the larger ladies at various Nudist beaches) either that or carry a copy of a newspaper with me at all times, but I don't want the print running whilst in the deep-end.