Swimming with a long penis

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  1. The Dog

    The Dog New Member

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    Do you think a long penis would help someone to swim better?

    I think that a long erect penis would act similar to a ventral fin found on a fish, helping him to swim and turn in the water.
     
  2. dong20

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    I doubt it cos:
    1. You would need two and they would need to be growing out of your side...maybe you could get circus job in the freak show
    2. Unless you could waggle them then they'd just be extra drag
    3. Bigger target for sharks
    But mostly cos it's a stupid question :tongue:

    Nevertheless, welcome!!
     
  3. Latinoboy9

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    Trust me its not a plus...I have been a competitive swimmer since the age of 7 and I am in third yr of college right now and I swim everyday...I am 7 to 8 inches soft all the time and when its hard it gets to 9 1/2 and It has not helped me swim any better but my quads have helped me out very much! Having powerful legs is a plus! Jose'Latinoboy9:cool:
     
  4. clyde

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    i think the only thing a penis is good for in the pool is floating...

    u ever gone skinny dipping and notice that? it points straight up
     
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    i'd say yes coz the view increases attendance at the meet, and if ya gots more people cheering for you, you swim better. go team!
     
  6. Matthew

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    Consider this carefully, dog.
     
  7. Onslow

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    I believe a humongously sized erect penis would work more like an anchor and pull you to the bottom of the river/lake/pond/pool or whatever body of water you were attempting to swim in. As was indicated by another, you'd need to have two in order for them to work properly as fins which would essentially make you both an oddity and a well sought after individual since you'd then be able to keep two people happy (sexually) at once.
     
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    The drag on a cylindrical object is tremendous. All it would do is slow you down. No good for air racing either.

    Signalling direction, now, that's another matter.
     
  9. CardiffDillon

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    Not unless you learned to breathe through it and used it as a snorkel.

    When I saw the title of this thread I thought you'd found a new activity, like swimming with dolphins..lol

    cheers

    Dillon
     
  10. The Dog

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    I was thinking long and thin so it was kind of like the bottom of a boat. That way there wouldn't be as much drag.
     
  11. boymonkey

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    definitely: if you're diving in deep water and can't tell which way is up, just look down and see which way it points. it's your built-in compass.

     
  12. B_HungSpermBoy

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    Yeh, I do the backstroke all the time with my big dick sticking out of the water. Have to be careful though b/c people sometimes mistake me for a shark! :biggrin1:
     
  13. The Dog

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    Haha, that was quite funny.

    I'll have to use my penis as a compass next time. lol
     
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