"Switch off" boners

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  1. aussieguy88

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    Hey guys,

    I'm 19 and I know it's usual for guys my age to get lots of boners, sometimes for no apparent reason. But has anyone figured out a way of quickly making their dick go soft? This could be extremely helpful in embarassing situations...
     
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    flick/thump the head with your finger...
     
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    Hmm. This is a big dilemna. Damned if I know how to get rid of boners.

    The only thing i can think of is to keep it vaguely hidden and walk it off.. or think about anything non-sexual (such as grandma).

    I don't think there are really any great techniques that come with this burden. You need superpowers or something.

    Although, I could be wrong.

    Rob <3
     
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    Hold your breath after exhaling. Your body will go into a suffocation panic and you'll lose that erection quickly. Of course, you may faint, but that pesky hard-on will be history.
     
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    I have yet to find a way to do that. Because that is so hard to do for men, I think everyone generally accepts public erections. Also, the bigger you are in the pants the more frequently you get erections.
     
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    Ive never been embarrassed by a hard on so, I cant help you. sorry bro.
     
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    Wow. no wonder they call you monster. You are extremely insensitive.
     
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    whats insensitive about the truth? I could have lied.
     
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    The truth is subjective. You should show some support.
     
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    I would have if I could have, use your ignore button. I know I will on you.
     
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    I guess this proves it. There is an inverse relationship between penis size and aggression.
     
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    That was an interesting exchange.

    This thread's been informative. I still get spontaneous erections at my age. LOL
     
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    Think of something to keep your mind off it.
    Put your hands in your pockets to sort of hide it until it goes down, possibly repositioning it so it's pointing downward.
    If you're at your desk, pull up close to it so you crotch is underneath.
    If you're sitting down, cross your legs.
    If you're on a couch, grab a pillow and place it on your lap.
     
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    Hey Aussie Guy,

    I know that things are embarrassing, but you really do not want to switch off those boners at all. When you are still in the final stages of puberty which some guys are at your age, your penis is still growing in size. The unwanted boners are part of that growing. What those "unwanted's" do is to stretch the corpus cavernosum (erectile chambers) to continue to allow more and more blood in. This is especially true if these are rock hard.

    The best suggestion is to enjoy them and encourage them as much as possible while wearing clothing that can easily disguise an embarrasing situation. Do what you can to allow your penis as much free movement as is possible. Some men will get this kind of erection well into their 20's. Good luck my friend.
     
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    think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts

    Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!


    really, it seems like the more you worry about losing the boner, the harder it becomes...at least in my case...usually the easiest thing is to just clear your head completely...dont put it in your head that you're thinking about baseball in order to lose an erection...just think about baseball for the sake of it.
     
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    At my age I'd rather be able to switch "on."
     
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    First...monster....the next time it happens, could you let me know so I can watch?

    Second...aussieguy88....if someone discovered how, both the young AND OLD alike, could switch it off at will....that someone would soon be a billionaire!

    But, as for me, I would rather be poor, WITH a boner and let the others worry about them. I Love 'em!
     
  18. B_Monster

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    You'll be the first to know big guy, :biggrin1: That one dude thought i was insensitive :confused:
     
  19. vanhungbi

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    yeah its all VERY normal... if u look at a vasular cross section of the penis... its feeding supply of blood is .. irregular.. and the occasional engorging of blood is to keep the spongy erectile tissue healthy and the fluids fresh (there's not the normal network of small small capilaries in the erectile tissue... while u sleep u get an errection approx every 20-40 minutes. so .. just dont think about it.... and take comfort knowing you have a nice healthy cock!
     
  20. WellHung83

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    #raises hand meekly* I'll second in wanting to know when you get one again :biggrin1:
     
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