Sword swallowing.

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Now I wonder how that little gem started? At the bar in medieval times... "Hey Jock" Yes Danny, "Want to see me swallow me sword?" Och Jock, I would love to see ye do that, Iiiii.
 
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Yeah, ok. Fire walkers, climbing the tallest mountain, swimming the fartherest etc etc.. to do with strengthening being and mind. But, sword swallowing. Not like you get a second chance if you get it wrong.
 

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it started on a pirate ship.... long time at sea, horny & the guy wanted to advertise what he could do with a cock.... needed a way to show how much of a man he was while putting it out there he had a DEEP throat :biggrin1:
 
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it started on a pirate ship.... long time at sea, horny & the guy wanted to advertise what he could do with a cock.... needed a way to show how much of a man he was while putting it out there he had a DEEP throat :biggrin1:
So thats where the Ahhhaaaaaaggggghhrrrrrrrrrrrr....aaaarrrrrr... came from?
 
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And I thought it be from too much rum, dead mans bum and the mornin after ...Aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh, me head. No wonders me awoke with a sore throat.
 
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It was the early days of tonsillectomy - someone sneezed.
Now you getting me confused. Is it when after the early years of tonsil taking they gives ye a glass of salty water and asks ye ta Gaaaaahhhaaarrrrrrrrrggle? Me throats.
 
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Now you getting me confused. Is it when after the early years of tonsil taking they gives ye a glass of salty water and asks ye ta Gaaaaahhhaaarrrrrrrrrggle? Me throats.
Yes,coincidentally earplugs were invented at the same time.
 
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I heard that in the ancient Middle East they made their swords with a curve in the blade specifically to prevent the practice of sword swallowing after several complaints were made by concerned parents of injuries suffered by their children trying to be copycats.

Seems that this peventitive measure was not taken up elsewhere though.