T-shirts that indirectly say you're endowed?

[actorboy99]

Got a few t shirts that not necessarily hint at my endownment, but are quite sex innuendoed none the less. Most I got from FCUK, so that should give you an idea of how risque they can be -

- " SOFT, STRONG AND VERY, VERY LONG"
- " REMEMBER TO FCUK SAFELY"
- " SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY"
- " SAVE A BROOM, RIDE A QUIDDITCH PLAYER"

The last one I got as a gift from a fellow HP fan, so it has gotten quite a few double takes LOL.

Where did your friend get the Quidditch shirt from?

I have one that has a picture of a deliveryman carrying a large package with the words printed above "Big Package Comin' Through"

 

[dfw31dude]

There's a burrito place here in Dallas that has shirts that say, "Unwrap my monster".

 

[Bootyman]

I only have one similar T-shirt, I got from my girlfriend at the time, with "pornstar" written on it...

 

[D_alex8]

Does this design count as subtle?

--->

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

Does this design count as subtle?

--->

That is awesome!!!:biggrin1:

 

[GTS]

"i shouldve got brains...but i got cock"

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Does this design count as subtle?

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For those who are eyeless in Gaza.

 

[jeff black]

I've seen one that says:

'I'm big in Europe'

I wonder if it is refering to a dick?

 

[tgw]

I have a shirt that says "Everything is Bigger in Texas."

 

[D_Jurgen Klitgaard]

I have a shirt that says "Everything is Bigger in Texas."

I could use that.:tongue:

 

[B_VinylBoy]

I actually bought a T-shirt many moons ago that said "Big Black Tools" on it, not even realizing that there was an actual music group called Big Black.

 

[36DD]

I don't have a penis, but does the fact that I fill out my tee kind of speak for itself?

 

[hearme]

I have a ton, from Hollister, Abercrombie, and American Eagle.

My favorites are:

It's not easy being easy - American Eagle

Spitters are Quitters- Abercrombie

 

[frgman]

I have one with a woofer speaker on the back that says, "Best 12 inches in town." (if I only measured up, LOL)

 

[novice_btm]

My fav is from a local meat packing company. A friend of mine has one of their T-shirts.

 

[superhung]

How about:

William Hung

:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[bottombuddy]

i have the coke logo on a red t shirt that says enjoy cock.

but ive never worn the t shirt - too shy - lol

 

[midlifebear]

There's a T-shirt advertising Johnson Hose (as in fire trucks and other applications) which shows a little guy with a giant phallus wrapped around his waiste and over his shoulders that reads, "It's not the size of your hose. It's the size of your Johnson." Considering their market audience (oil field workers, firemen, fuel truck operators, etc.), I doubt anyone has objected. You might Google them and see if they sell their hats and shirts. I've seen a lot of guys wearing them in northern Nevada. It's not Ambercrombie and Fitch designer wear, but infinitely more entertaining and a lot less expensive.

Personally, although I'm basically into men, I proudly wear my various T-shirts from the brothels along Nevada's I-80 corridor whenever we go out clubbing. My Donna's Sporting Ranch shirt with front and back views of a reclining curvy nude woman with enormous breasts wearing just a cowboy hat gets the most compliments.

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

This shirt always made me giggle, even though it's not size related:
T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: SPIN MY DREIDEL (AND BY DREIDEL I MEAN COCK AND BY SPIN I MEAN SUCK)

Then there is this:
T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: HUNG LIKE A HORSE

And here's the one (well, one of many) that I want:
T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: YOU MUST BE THIS LONG TO RIDE

 

[MattBrick]

<------Like my guns? ------->
You should see my cannon.