Tacky Male celeb you would secretly like to fuck

[novice_btm]

Is it just me, or does that picture of Jason Statham look fake? His head/face don't seem to "fit" into the neck.

Nice bulge though.

Could be... I didn't look that closely (OK, above the waist), and it's the result of a quick Google search.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Oh, I didn't answer the question.

Jimmy Fallon. He's adorable.

 

[amberleafbabe]

i think i might have picked the tackest of the tacky ANDREW DICE CLAY.top that my friends.

 

[B_Stronzo]

i think i might have picked the tackest of the tacky ANDREW DICE CLAY.top that my friends.

I simply can't... I'm making love to the porcelain god over it.

 

[eddyabs]

Patrick Duffy and Scott Bakula.

Damn! Now there is a HOT guy that I forgot to mention...Patrick Duffy!! I used to fantasise about that guy back in the 'Dallas' days...anyone remember Patrick in his speedos by the pool??? HOT HOT HOT!! Now all we need is Alex8 to come up with goods!!

 

[D_Roland_D_Hay]

I don't know if he is much of a celeb--but Greg Louganis always made me tingle!

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

i think i might have picked the tackest of the tacky ANDREW DICE CLAY.top that my friends.

He's actually very nice in person. Beefy too. He's a real party animal and travels with an entorage.

 

[mjcp]

Vanilla Ice. It is my deepest shame.

 

[mainer1]

I have to admit: Mario Lopez, despite his grating personality and nasal voice. Also, Tony Danza..., short, buff but not bulgingly, mouthwatering ASS, that sweet butch whattayadoin' personality...drool drool.......

 

[AzTwo]

Ryan Seacrest & Kato Katlin together...

 

[mainer1]

Vanilla Ice. It is my deepest shame.

He was and is so handsome, he can really dance, and I want to shove my whole body up his sweet ass....lol, he's tacky, so I guess I share your shame!

 

[Fireballs]

I want Eminem.
To fuck him hard, up the ass?
No -- just bragging rights!
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[dcwrestlefan]

joey lawrence has been mentioned. WHOA. his younger bro isn't chopped liver either.

mario - oh yeh.

kirk cameron still is pretty hot. he's got religion now, but so what. we can look can't we?

and can't overlook BUBBA. from mamas family. nuff said.

 

[samhung]

Okay...showing my age here...

1) Willie Aames when he was on "Eight is Enough" - always thought he was sexy, in a very geeky kind of way - now that's tacky...

2) Christopher Atkins - in his "Blue Lagoon" days

3) Matt Lattanzi - he was quite the number in "Rich and Famous" and that movie he did about the student having the affair with his summer French teacher

4) Randy Harrison (more recent) - nice ass! It's only tacky to me because of the difference in our ages.

 

[hermosa_dude]

LOL.... I was just cruising around YouTube (by the way check out dudeTube and Xtube !!! ) and ran across the tacky video David Hasselhoff did to "I can't help this feeling" a couple of years ago. I thought to myself... I'd fuck him still and if I was vers I'd let him flip me too (I'm a sucker for a guy with a hot hairy chest).... and with that thought... add a skinny Alec Baldwin to the list!!!

 

[novice_btm]

Vanilla Ice. It is my deepest shame.

Bahahahahah! I'm glad I'm not alone. Check out my white text in message #11 :tongue:

 

[Spoogesicle]

Owen Wilson. Is that tacky?

 

[overtimeagain]

Lorenzo Lamas.

And failed GOP pol Ralph Reed. Because he deserves it.

 

[JackbytheSea]

Grace Jones. Only because I've got insurance. :smile:

 

[dengia]

1) ariel sharon
2) paul sorvino
3) ed brunetti (very muscular 72 years old man)

let me think about someone else