Tacky Male celeb you would secretly like to fuck

[mjcp]

Bahahahahah! I'm glad I'm not alone. Check out my white text in message #11 :tongue:

Too funny.... I hadn't even noticed it. I actually met him about two years ago, and he's WAY hotter than he used to be. Or maybe it was just the fact that he had a posse.

 

[aljami]

Is it just me, or does that picture of Jason Statham look fake? His head/face don't seem to "fit" into the neck.

Nice bulge though.

There's a good chance it's real, Jason used to be in the British Olympics Diving Team before his film days. Also it does look like his chest he has smallish nipples. I think he's really hot I'm surprised to see him a 'tacky' thread!

 

[Ethyl]

Owen Wilson. Is that tacky?

Nope. I'd shag him in a heartbeat.

 

[matt nixon]

well since it's got to be tacky.....kevin federline (what? he's looking better lately-and he's got a big dick!) and vilmer (whats his name from "that 70's show),will work for me.

 

[seattle11]

sorry, but Lyle Lovett. i like his style and he's hot to me. i have every CD. i just know he got those low hangers that i love.

 

[Marco26]

If Vilmer (what's his name from the 70s show) is a Tacky Male Celeb, then I would definately like to fuck him, too.

 

[CUBE]

Tacky! That is the rule! LOL

Willy Ames, Micky Rourke, Kata K are the standouts so far.

 

[hermosa_dude]

He not tacky but the guy on Enterprise with the blond hair (Tripp?)... fuckin hot !!!

 

[DC_DEEP]

He not tacky but the guy on Enterprise with the blond hair (Tripp?)... fuckin hot !!!

I agree! Of course, every "Star Trek" since the original has had its "slutty-stud-man-who-fucks-every-vaguely-female-alien" character... Kirk, Riker, (Bashir was an exception, he was the DS9 "stud", but didn't fuck as much as the others), Paris, Tripp....

But I agree, I would definitely bend Tripp over and bang him good, and then return the favor.....

 

[CUBE]

So funny, Riker was to be the young stud. Hello season two and he is fat. Capt Picard ends up being fucking sexy.

 

[hermosa_dude]

And Picard in real life (Patrick Stewart) is reportedly hung like a horse!

 

[CUBE]

I didn't know that, how hot...

Oh, and Hermosa, just checked your pictures out. Dude, you are hung better than anyone on the Enterprise I bet....sexy

 

[D_Lawsonne Lackingnuts]

Mario Lopez always aroused *something* in me. Slater was always my favorite character on Saved by the Bell.

Although he is horribly egotistical, I find myself wanting to pound Ryan Seacrest in the ass.

 

[hypolimnas]

What celeb do you find sexy/do-able...and yet...maybe not everyone sees him/her that way?[/quote]

Donny Osmond

 

[CUBE]

What celeb do you find sexy/do-able...and yet...maybe not everyone sees him/her that way?

Donny Osmond[/quote]

Met him at a TV studio. He was handsome enough. Very surprised how the makeup was used to fill in the lines of his face. I thought he really had a gay vibe big time...though he was pushing the flirting with the women around almost not making him look straight. I bet anything he likes guy fucks on the side...but he can't get enough ass play

 

[brianallenchicago]

For me...truly it would be Ed Begley Jr. He is one of the Hung Hollywood Troika.

 

[hypolimnas]

Donny Osmond

Met him at a TV studio. He was handsome enough. Very surprised how the makeup was used to fill in the lines of his face. I thought he really had a gay vibe big time...though he was pushing the flirting with the women around almost not making him look straight. I bet anything he likes guy fucks on the side...but he can't get enough ass play[/quote]

Even when I was a kid it was obvious to me that he was a total fake, but heaps of fun. I don't think anything has changed.

My sister and I used to do Donny and Marie duets!

Yip, he is American kitsch personified, strangely attractive. I would love to fuck the shit out of him. Oh did I say that?

I mean, I'd take care of him like the truly humble, and gracious gentleman, that I was brought up to be.

Underneath all that fake innocence, and conventionality, I'm sure there lurks a truly wild animal.


:wink:

 

[ManInLondon]

Underneath all that fake innocence, and conventionality, I'm sure there lurks a truly wild animal.
:wink:[/quote]



Donny is incredibly sexy. The fact that he plays the innocent makes him all the more so. i'd love to see him naked. I reckon he has a decent sized schlong.
Highly implausible, but wish there was a 'home movie' of him out there.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I find myself wanting to pound Ryan Seacrest in the ass.

Dude, you need medication.

 

[lesmeljos]

Scott Baio, David Cassidy, Ron Howard....

Modern age (!) Ben Mulroney, ryan Seacrest:smile: