Tacky Male celeb you would secretly like to fuck

[Matthew]

I agree! Of course, every "Star Trek" since the original has had its "slutty-stud-man-who-fucks-every-vaguely-female-alien" character... Kirk, Riker, (Bashir was an exception, he was the DS9 "stud", but didn't fuck as much as the others), Paris, Tripp....

I'll take tacky Star Trek lust for $1,000: Lts. Paris from Voyager and Chekhov from the original series, please.
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[koval]

Nothing tacky about my choice;

Abraham Benrubi is the sexiest (IMHO) :32: Always had a weakness for his bedroom eyes and have been a fan of his since "Parker Lewis can't lose"

 

[D_get0314]

I just might give Joey Lawrence a stab in the whiskers.

mmmmmmmmmmm Joey Lawrence is a fucking total hottie

 

[gideonchap]

Bruce Dickenson, the lead singer of Iron Maiden. Beat that!

 

[D_Gallalye Goodnwide]

Richard Belzer, the guy that plays Munch on Law and Order-SVU....smart ass and he would probably wear black socks to bed

 

[mikey41]

Jim Carrey's got a huge one I'd like up my ass. Is he tacky enough?

 

[findfirefox]

Andrew Bowen... Hes from old Eps. of MADtv on FOX.

Link to Wiki Picture

 

[SR_theclitsupporter]

http://www.transformation.ru/Vikhornov/Photo/zzzgall2.jpg

Vincent Gallo. There I've finally admitted it. I'm hot for this grungy, no-talent, narcissist.

Thanks I feel better now.

 

[lordduzi]

He not tacky but the guy on Enterprise with the blond hair (Tripp?)... fuckin hot !!!

Conner Trinner is his real life name. He is on my list, too.

 

[lordduzi]

Top of my tacky list would be Tony Becker, he was Drew Cutler on "The Waltons" and Danny Purcell on "Tour of Duty"

 

[facetious8]

I just might give Joey Lawrence a stab in the whiskers.

FUCK.YES. He looks like he'd be pretty wild. Hell, take him and his brother at the same time. (is that dirty??)

 

[facetious8]

Ryan Seacrest & Kato Katlin together...

About Ryan Seacrest, agreed. There's just somethin about him that says "fuck me". (growl)those tanned white boys..... (drowl)

 

[facetious8]

I want Eminem.
To fuck him hard, up the ass?
No -- just bragging rights!
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Agreed. Eminem has a nice lil ass on him. Someone made a video clip of ass shots of him on youtube, and I must say, he has a nice smooth ass on him. He'd probably like it too.

 

[agnslz]

Ok, this may be the tackiest yet.... Pauly Shore!:redface::biggrin1:

With short hair I find him to be cute. In the movie In the Army Now, he shows a bit of a 'pointy' bulge in his army green underwear! That scene and other scenes from that movie, made me see him in a "totally" different way!:tongue:

(Did anybody get the pun on his old "Totally Pauly" show's name?):redface:

I just might give Joey Lawrence a stab in the whiskers.

I would pay good money to see that!!!

I just loved Joey Lawrence throughout his career. I especially loved him bulging away in Blossom, and in Brotherly Love! Mmm... he's gorgeous!

 

[Fireballs]

http://www.transformation.ru/Vikhornov/Photo/zzzgall2.jpg

Vincent Gallo. There I've finally admitted it. I'm hot for this grungy, no-talent, narcissist.

Thanks I feel better now.

Is that really his?
I heard it was a stunt-cock.
(Real cock, just not his.)

 

[Manraker]

I am surprised that no one has mentioned Jason Priestley. He proved in Calendar Girl that he has the stuff. And even after his accident, he still is handsome.

 

[jeff black]

I am surprised that no one has mentioned Jason Priestley. He proved in Calendar Girl that he has the stuff. And even after his accident, he still is handsome.

Probably because he is a Legend:tongue:

Not tacky at all. He filled the jeans well enough to get people to think about him in a sexual way, for years to come.

 

[Matthew]

He filled the jeans well enough to get people to think about him in a sexual way, for years to come.

It was all for naught.

 

[HungUKProfessional]

Not at all tacky in my eyes...John Barrowman...absolutely stunning!

 

[Pyscean]

Definitely Billy Bob Thornton... Quite tacky. By no means a looker but he has some strange appeal to me.