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So a nice, calm and respectable lady goes into a pharmacy, and goes up the head pharmacist and says,"I would like to buy some Cyanide."
Surprised, the pharmacist asks, "Why in the world do you need Cyanide?"
"I need it to poison my husband."The lady replied.
The pharmacists eyes went wide and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you Cyanide to poison your husband!!
That's against the law!! I'll lose my license!!!
They'll throw us both in jail!!!!
All kinds of bad things could happen!!
Absolutely not!! You may not have any Cyanide!!!"
The lady reached into her purse, pulled out a picture of her husband and the pharmacists wife in bed.
The pharmacist took one look at the picture and replied, "Well now this is different; you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Surprised, the pharmacist asks, "Why in the world do you need Cyanide?"
"I need it to poison my husband."The lady replied.
The pharmacists eyes went wide and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you Cyanide to poison your husband!!
That's against the law!! I'll lose my license!!!
They'll throw us both in jail!!!!
All kinds of bad things could happen!!
Absolutely not!! You may not have any Cyanide!!!"
The lady reached into her purse, pulled out a picture of her husband and the pharmacists wife in bed.
The pharmacist took one look at the picture and replied, "Well now this is different; you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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