Take care when wearing striped boxer-briefs!

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by Imported, Dec 18, 2002.

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    Late_Bloomer: Something funny happened to me yesterday. I have been wearing boxer-briefs from the Gap exclusively for about a month now and I have a pair that has horizontal stripes on it.

    I was at my best friend's apartment, and we're really comfortable with each other, so I had removed my pants at some point in order to get comfortable. Anyhow, she goes "Jesus man, I didn't think your cock could get any bigger!" I of course mentioned that I was pretty sure it hadn't grown significantly recently, but she said it was looking much much larger.

    So I was interested in if it had, and I measured it, but it proved true to the same measurement I had a few months earlier. So I told her she was crazy. Then about an hour later she went, "It's cuz of the stripes!" And I realized that she was right. I took them off and turned them so that the stripes were at a vertical and it looked much less noticeable! It was very cool, actually.

    Anyhow, I suppose that's a trick for guys who want it to look even bigger (why you would, I don't know). ;D
     
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    joe: give me a fucken break!
     
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    rivertowncowboy: That would make for an interesting Gap Ad.
     
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    Late_Bloomer: People all over the world... JOIN HANDS!

    And then there's like... these guys with enourmous packages and striped boxers dancing around?

    :-X
     
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