Take Your Cock Shopping Overseas

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You and your cock are joined and for the convenience of manufacturers, this should be an acknowledged fact. Remember when Wrangler ran the ad suggesting their jeans had just a "scosh" more where a man needed it? Really? Great for my balls but my cock was a sore loser. And if you have reason to be or live overseas the problem intensifies.

I'm 6'5, not an easy size to fit and with a 37" insearm and the same for my arm length, I've been asked if I'm buying for my pet chimp when I state my size and, subsequently, they've rung up "No Sale". As long as I hang around North America I'm okay or reasonably so but a significant part of my work is done in Buenos Aires where machismo is everything...if you're under 5'10. And that's straining the high side. Sure there are tall men there and we're all in the same position whether they're hung like a Pampas bull or a gerbil, the basics of clothes fitting remain the same. I have no issue with leaving the impression that I've something more in my pants than an Amex card but through most of a business day I'm in a business suit and would prefer my pants not put my dick and associated genitals in bas relief. (Although I had some suits made that do just that. One knows with whom they're going to deal with that day and how to make a good impression.) And until you get wherever it is you're going to have a postion, you will think that your togs from the USA will fit right in. They may fit you but they may look strangely foreign to others in the country where you're posted. And, to you, what is stylish there may seem downright weird to you. Also, there's the horrendous mistake of going "native" which just doesn't work out. I was posted to the Dresdner Bank in Frankfurt and an American colleague took to wearing what can only be called the Spirit of Bavaria, green felt hats with brushes, too short coats, pleated shirts with embroidered wild flower, crumpled pants-you could tell he would have preferred Lederhosen-and some sort of shoe that was fine if you spent your day folk dancing but clanked on the marble floor of the bank. Near me there was store called Herrenglobus (Men's World) and I made friends with a clerk who would ring me whenever something vaguely my size would come in. All well and good but what came in and my taste were often at variance. For years I'd had my suits made at Sullivan and Woolley in Conduit Street, London and they devised a clever plan. All of my pants were designed to "carry", as the expression goes, down my left left leg. Carefully tailored, that one calf was bigger than another wasn't noticed and, of course, they ran up some more informal wear in which I was front and centred but, again, with careful construction one got the clear impression of bulk but it wasn't obvious.

We live in a world wide village where, unfortunately, most men do not "suffer" from our specific pleasure/problem. If you look in labels, you find that an astounding number of garments are made in countries that would be hard pressed to rise to "3rd World". Their concept of men and their sizes would be great for Snow White's dwarves but with their high rises, would bifurcate my cock with a fabric knife. The best solution I've found, and it is somewhat expensive, is to have business and formal wear made where you are going to be. Unlike sports wear, business suits translate reasonably well from country to country, continent to continent. And here's a tip I got in Milan-where they know something about how to dress men-the one suit of clothes you may own that can flat out say, "I've got a big cock or bull balls or both" is your evening wear. At first I thought that odd but then I went to the opera and noticed that all around me were men perfectly dressed but with their crotch practically banging aganst the bottom of their jacket. Needless to say I had one made just like it. Also, over seas, mens underwear is a matter of putting on some covering rather than any thought to support or distribution of the troops. The opposite to that are what may-or may not-be boxers but capacious enough for a family of five and the dog.

Now that I'm older and semi-retired trends have somewhat relaxed, the formality is less apparent. However, being well turned out helps you. And, if you need to keep the flag flying best to haul out the flag pole as long as you have it.
 

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This is sheer poetry, my friend. What a delight to read. Can you imagine if all lpsg. posts were this literate and stylish. might take away from the manly rough-and-tumble of the content, but still...
Well done.