Taking it further

[akonikui]

So, i was wondering:
I've got this friend whom I know is pretty open-minded and over-all cool. We've both established the fact that if either one of us were gay, we'd be all over eachother.
Well, i was wondering how I could take our friendship a little further maybe by jacking off together or jacking off eachother. Whats the best way to propose this to him or set the situation up so that it just happens. "Directions" or suggestions on how to set up the situation so it just naturally happens would be best.
Thanks alot, you guys!

 

[regularguy]

Get him drunk and put in a porn video.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I got one word for ya: rohypnol...

 

[GoneA]

So, i was wondering:
I've got this friend ... is pretty open-minded and over-all cool. ... Whats the best way to propose this to him or set the situation up ... "Directions" or suggestions ... naturally happens ....

tell him what you want, then ask him to comply. if he says, "yes" then go for it; if he says, "no" get over it.

 

[Mattness]

Putting a porn tape on is the best way to start. Men get hard when they see porn. Just start rubbing yourself and see if he sees you and follows. If he does, just take your cock out and see if he responds. If he freaks out, you know you went too far and you just have to apologize saying you were so fucking horny you didn't know what to do! If he takes his cock out, take it from there!

 

[B_caneadea]

I agree with GoneA.
I agree with Mattness.

However, what you choose to do is a gamble that could enrich your friendship or possibly destroy it. Good luck.

 

[B_Spladle]

Putting a porn tape on is the best way to start. Men get hard when they see porn. Just start rubbing yourself and see if he sees you and follows. If he does, just take your cock out and see if he responds. If he freaks out, you know you went too far and you just have to apologize saying you were so fucking horny you didn't know what to do! If he takes his cock out, take it from there!

This is good advice.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Hey, Spladle: want to come over and maybe catch a movie?

 

[B_Spladle]

Hey, Spladle: want to come over and maybe catch a movie?

Absolutely! What's playing?

 

[GoneA]

Absolutely! What's playing?

you two, actually.

 

[B_Spladle]

you two, actually.

I actually made my post hoping that someone would make this joke.

 

[txquis]

Whats playing? Me at the moment.

 

[GoneA]

I actually made my post hoping that someone would make this joke.

so what do i win....

 

[B_Spladle]

so what do i win....

A blowjob . . .

 

[akonikui]

A blowjob . . .

Oh, can i cum too?
(notice the pun, haha, yea its way over-used)

Thanks alot for the advice though. I definately feel stupid for not realizing the porn idea, since thats how my first mutual session with someone else happened anyway.

 

[GoneA]

A blowjob . . .

*lays down on back* i'm waiting.

 

[B_Spladle]

*lays down on back* i'm waiting.

. . . from her. *points*

 

[GoneA]

I KNOW *still waiting*

 

[B_Spladle]

I KNOW *still waiting*

*pokes girl with a stick*

Oops, I think she died.

 

[B_Spladle]

bad abortion??? or just on overdose on cum???

Yes, almost certainly.