Taking Pictures of your "Stuff"

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  1. D_Pubert Farnsworth

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    Hey guys this might be self explanatory to most but someone of us need guidance as to how to take a decent body shot with a cellphone.
     
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    You put the camera as close as you can to the upper half of your junk, squeeze the base really hard to get it as bloated as possible, then choose an angle that makes it look like a monster.

    Right?
     
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    You put the camera as close as you can to the upper half of your junk, squeeze the base really hard to get it as bloated as possible, then choose an angle that makes it look like a monster.

    U didn't do that and U R HOTTTTTTTTTTT
     
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    Still don't get it why squeeze it that seems like cheating but what do I know
     
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    Mirrors are your friend, as my gallery proves.
     
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    Try squeezing your finger so the blood is trapped in there. Ya, it gets larger.:rolleyes:
     
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    Make sure there's lots of light in the room. Low light = shitty picture, especially with a cell phone.
     
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    Seriously ??.... you haved a P.C. with internet connection but no digital camera ????.... for those with a digital camera or any decent smart phone... they all have self timers.... a little common sense would go a L O N G way here....
     
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    And then you add a quarter or half inch, and round up, and then deny ever lying about your size here on LPSG.
     
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    oh, and DONT USE THE FLASH when taking a pic with a mirror... the flash reflection in the mirror blinds the camera from getting a good image... all it gets is a flash of light reflected.....
     
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    I've found something that works well is taking an object the other person would see frequently and snapping your dick with that. I knew a girl who lived off of Mac 'n Cheese and so I got a box and took a picture next to my dick. She thought of me every time she went to the grocery store.
     
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