Taking Shits at Work

[9144]

I hate taking shits at work.

I usaully just go home but when I'm "in a pinch" I put down about six layers of toilet paper on the seat. But sometimes before I get done making the padding I lose the urge to shit.

Any suggestions?

I've tried using the women's room but it smells like period in there.

 

[GoneA]

Any suggestions?

stop going to work.

 

[Pecker]

Invest in a cork.

 

[Matthew]

Everyone knows punctuation doesn't have a scent.

 

[Dr Rock]

who are you taking them from?

 

[Pecker]

who are you taking them from?

Rock has a point there. Most employers frown on pilfering.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

How can a bathroom smell like period?

 

[Rikter8]

Im not sure if we want to know that....

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

It could be a worse punctuation smell: it could smell like colon.

 

[Pecker]

And stinking piped-in Muzak playing Comma Comma Comma Comma Comma Chameleon.

 

[D_Barbi_Queue]

worse yet: a semi-colon

 

[B_caneadea]

And stinking piped-in Muzak playing Comma Comma Comma Comma Comma Chameleon.

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Pecker, I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[GoneA]

worse yet: a semi-colon

even worse than that: an assterisk

 

[dcwrestlefan]

I hate taking shits at work.

(andy rooney mode on)

This expression bothers the shit out of me. Pardon the pun.

We are not *taking* a shit. We are leaving it. And it goes to a place far far away.

We have two terlits at our small office that guys can use. One is further away. If I need to drop a yam, I go to the one furthest from where most of us work.

Some people say "assterick".

 

[B_caneadea]

(andy rooney mode on)

This expression bothers the shit out of me. Pardon the pun.

We are not *taking* a shit. We are leaving it. And it goes to a place far far away.

We have two terlits at our small office that guys can use. One is further away. If I need to drop a yam, I go to the one furthest from where most of us work.

Some people say "assterick".

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Drop a YAM? LOL LOL LOL
Another funny one is "pinch a loaf"!

My experience has been that with an adequate janatorial staff, a restroom that is kept clean, is less likely to be messed up. Men seem to like to out do each other with the graffitti, throwing trash on the floor, etc.
Guess there's no cure for the slobs who piss on the toilet seat. Maybe beheading!(either head)............

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Shitting at work. What a topic.

I don't know if its true or not but urban legend says that, in office environments, the menstrual cycles of groups of women co-workers will gradually synchronize so that they are all nearly the same. Perhaps that's bullshit; I don't know.

Regardless, groups of men in my office have had their daily bowel cycles gradually come into close synchronization. Its amazing. Every time I sneak out of the cube to go sit on the throne, just about every other guy in the office will have a go at nearly the same time creating a waiting line for the stalls. Go figure. Its like an airport traffic jam with concurrent arrivals, departures and crowded gates and taxiways at key hours of the day.

SG

 

[Dr. Bubbles]

Disgusting topic... totally and completely disgusting... ewwwww

 

[Matthew]

Just goes to show you we can run on & on about anything here. It's like verbal diarrhea!

 

[amethyst]

damn, damn, damn. I was laughing so hard at this thread I woke my son up from his nap.

 

[B_caneadea]

Disgusting topic... totally and completely disgusting... ewwwww

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We're men. What would you expect?

PS: Dr. Bubbles- Lovely avatar!