Talk dirty to me...

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  1. bld_64

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    I stand before you. Naked. At your command. At your disposal.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I beseech you...talk dirty to me!!
     
  2. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    mud, potting soil, sand, compost, leaf mold
     
  3. OCMuscleJock

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    ohhh hootie...you dirty lil' monkey...

    *moans suggestively*
    :tongue:
     
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    Y'all are so sarcastic.

    :wink:

    NCbear (who was thinking what hootie wrote)
     
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    I love a dirty monkey...they give the best hot monkey lovin'!!!:tongue:
     
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    Flex that love muscle for me!
    Ooh yea, that's nice!:biggrin1:
     
  7. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    Come here, I want to show you something out behind the barn.
     
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    Is this an open invite?
     
  9. naughty

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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!

    LOL! Somehow the facial expression in your avatar belies the sincerity of your comment. Fake it often? :biggrin1:
     
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    Sorry, it's for ocmj or ncbear only.
     
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    If novice comes with me out behind the barn, I'm going to warn him about all you horndawgs. :tongue:
     
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