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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by jeff black, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. jeff black

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    No seriously.... talk to me.

    I'm bored and need some attention.

    Ask me a question, I shall impart my wisdom.:biggrin1:
     
  2. viking1

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    What is the meaning of life?
     
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    Can I sex you but good? Will you bring the Oracle with you?
     
  4. jeff black

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    Ah, young viking, I'm glad you asked.

    The meaning of life is simple. Eat cake. Drink Soda. Love all.

    See?
     
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    Cue Benjy and Frankie, again. :rolleyes:
     
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    Why do dogs like socks so much?
     
  7. jeff black

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    You may try, but I will have to give you the number of a good surgeon. I think you need a facelift and a nosejob. Not to mention get some implants. Your witchboobies are looking saggy.:eek:
    Nah, Lex has to wait for the next ride.:rolleyes:
     
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    They aren't invited either.
     
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    Dogs have sensitive senses of smell. People have stinky feet. You'd try to destroy the place where the smell was located. Nuff said.
     
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    i can't see - but i have eaten cake - taste
    i have been on a large body of water - boat wind
    i have drank me fair share of dares ...
    so what is left, young viking
    that i should share...?
     
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    nuff said coz dogs have sensitive smeels ?> LORDY !
    that's funny

    dogs lick because they can ...
     
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    You've just been promoted to Jr. With wisdom like that, you will go far.
     
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    The correct riposte being, "Nuts to your white mice". Philistine. :rolleyes:
     
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    Why is the word "Colonel" pronounced as "Kernel"?

    Rob <3
     
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    That's probably as good as any. I wish I could take things that simply.
    Unfortunately, I tend over analyze everything.

    Young? I wish! I'm 21 years older than you...
     
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    Jeff, you're pretty smart right? Answer this...

    Why is Europe considered a continent onto it's own if continents are a description of land mass? Shouldn't that land mass be called Eurasia? Where is the fucking ocean between Asia and Europe?

    I wonder if some European came up with devising all the continents and being an imperialist racist snob he just felt the white people should be separate from all those yellow and brown people and deserved a continent they could call their own.
     
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    rofl - i like thephistine quote ha ~
    and thanks for promoting me to junior -= feel like i'm fallin' down tho !!!!
     
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    Your teachers taught you wrong. Colonel is actually pronounced as colon-elle. It's swedish in decent.
     
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    shall i answer that ?
     
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    oh - i am laffin to hard to type -

    now wer're into phonetics of english languageni
    kernil?
     
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