Talk to me.

[jeff black]

wow. How can i be like jeff black?

Years of training and excellent taste in all things cool.

 

[Principessa]

Wow. How can i be like jeff black?

You can never be like Jeff Black! There is only the one and sometimes even he is too much. :biggrin1::tongue:

 

[jeff black]

You can never be like Jeff Black! There is only the one and sometimes even he is too much. :biggrin1::tongue:

The feeling is entirely mutual, lady.

Having said that, I try to spread myself out so that everyone gets a peice. Too much JB can lead to intense orgasms.

 

[Not_Punny]

Is there such a thing as flying saucers?

 

[jeff black]

Is there such a thing as flying saucers?

Have you never been to a tea house on a night when drunken old ladies get free coverage? You see all kinds of flying saucers, as well as mugs, tea cups, and tea busicuits.

 

[prince_will]

Having said that, I try to spread myself out so that everyone gets a peice. Too much JB can lead to intense orgasms.

i know! i was hiding at your place watching you (nice DVD's, btw) and i basically exploded the whole time. i couldn't handle it. geez, i'm starting to feel it again. i need to stop posting in this thread.

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

I should have kicked him in the nuts shouldn't it? It would have been alright since he deserved it, yeah?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Takes one to know one.

Let this be our initial point of agreement.

 

[jeff black]

i know! i was hiding at your place watching you (nice DVD's, btw) and i basically exploded the whole time. i couldn't handle it. geez, i'm starting to feel it again. i need to stop posting in this thread.

Interesting. Have you considered a degree in Stalking Arts?

 

[jeff black]

I should have kicked him in the nuts shouldn't it? It would have been alright since he deserved it, yeah?

Well, if you had kicked him, he would have kicked you back.

 

[jeff black]

Let this be our initial point of agreement.

K.

 

[D_alex8]

Jeffrey B., do you feel that the multiquote function is overrated?

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

I thought I was a manly man. Teach me! Also, have you seen Little Shop of Horrors? The version with Rick Moranis. Its hilarious. I'm gonna put the dentist scene up in a bit :biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

Jeffrey B., do you feel that the multiquote function is overrated?

Please choose a response you like:

a) Everyone deserves the chance to be responded to.

b) Do you feel that my penis can fit in your ass?

 

[jeff black]

I thought I was a manly man. Teach me! Also, have you seen Little Shop of Horrors? The version with Rick Moranis. Its hilarious. I'm gonna put the dentist scene up in a bit :biggrin1:

All in good time. Little shop of Horrors used to give me nightmares.

 

[Industrialsize]

here's a question:
who is the enigma known as Jeff Black?

 

[jeff black]

here's a question:
who is the enigma known as Jeff Black?

He's not a question.

He's but a myth, something whispered about in the winds. I don't even think he's real, tbh.

 

[D_alex8]

Do you feel that my penis can fit in your ass?

Since my new hobby is sitting on bollards (concrete, plastic, metal, timber, I'll do 'em all), then you may find access even easier than usual.

 

[jeff black]

Since my new hobby is sitting on bollards (concrete, plastic, metal, timber, I'll do 'em all), then you may find access even easier than usual.

Excellent. I like it when the person I am fucking is nice and loose. It lets me fuck hard, deep and forever.

 

[D_alex8]

It lets me fuck hard, deep and forever.

Can you define the parameters of 'forever', please? I mean, will it last longer than six minutes this time?