Talking about how hung you are with friends

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  1. D_Geaffartson_Glandhammer

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    So today I was in class and the professor wasn't around and we were all done our work so we were just talking among ourselves. Me and 3 friends (more like 1 friend and 2 acquaintances). The one friend is a guy (Guy A), the other 2 are a guy (Guy B) and a girl.

    So we're talking and what not, about random stuff, and somehow it turns into talking about sex. What each of us like, what we don't like, etc. It was a bit awkward for me because I only actually talk to Guy A, the other 2 aren't actually my friends, just people I say hi to every once in a while.

    We're sitting at a round table and my friend, Guy A, is pretty cocky when it comes to sex. He likes to brag and boast about how big he is and how much he gets laid. He's bigger than me (Probably 6"4, 200 pounds). So he talks about all the stuff he loves during sex and what he likes to do with girls and what not (probably trying to impress the one girl talking amongst us). Guy B is just listening and adding his two cents every once in a while, like me. Guy A is being pretty flirtatious to the girl and she's sort of on the fence about whether or not she's flirting back, just making minor sexual comments and some giggles and intrigued looks on her face.

    Eventually he asks her how big she thinks each of us are as a joke, but I guess she actually took it seriously because she answered. She guessed guy A was about 8 inches since he was so cocky and a pretty tall and buff guy. This obviously made him feel good about himself. She guessed guy B was about 7 inches since he was about 5"10, maybe 160 pounds, average body. But since she hardly knew me at all (I'm about 6"1, 150 or so), she guessed I was about 6 inches. 6! The other 2 joked about how I was the smallest and she tried to say it in the least offensive way since she didn't really know me that well.

    I played along, laughed a bit and shrugged it off. Wasn't offended at all. In fact I felt pretty good about it because I knew I was way bigger than 6 inches so I was sort of thinking to my self "She thinks I'm 6? Haha, if only she knew...". I think Guy B has a thing for her though so I'm not gonna try to approach her about anything like that.


    Has anybody else had an experience like that where people think you're not hung when you know you are, or when friends think their dicks are all that when they actually may not be? I sort of enjoyed the whole conversation, made me feel like an underdog who had a lot more meat in the package than advertised on the label. :tongue:
     
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    AWESOME! Hope U R as nice a person as U look.
     
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    Plenty of times. Almost every girl is surprised. Mainly because when the guys are talking I say the least or talk the quietest. Like I was once told...9/10 the quietest is the liviest.
     
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    Thats a funny story, and I admire your humbleness. Actions speak louder than words my friend, and you are a great example.

    I actually thought I was small for years because so many guys lie about their size. I'm not huge at 7"x5 3/4", but not small like I thought. I was amazed when I found out averages, and how few people actually have 7-10 inch dicks.

    My wife said alot of women claim their husbands are 7-8 inches where she works. "Girl Talk". If only those women would pull out a tape measure I think most of them would be shocked to find out that the "7" is actually a 5.

    I showed my wife a couple sites on the net about penis size and she was quite suprised..........I was too.
     
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    loool this always happens to me .. iam 20 i look like a 15 year old guy i have light body and facial hair .. iam 5"8 and 140 pounds often when everyone is talking about this stuff iam always the smallest they usually gave me between 5 and 6 inches while iam actually 8
     
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    I don't think I've ever told anyone. It's kind of between me and the woman I'm with.
     
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    Haha i'm with you manlydan. I was never one to brag...It was always more fun to see the look on their face. You are probably a few inches bigge than "Guy A". I have a friend who is 6'4, 190, plays basketball, great athlete....maybe 6" at best.
     
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    Yeah I've never been one to be arrogant or cocky (no pun intended) so I just went along with it and let them have their fun. I wish she had x-ray vision to see through clothes.. lol.
     
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    The first time it happend and told them i was bigger than what they said they all started to go like sit down and stop lying after that i started going along the flow and laughing
     
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    And what sites would those be, exaclty? :wink:
     
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    I have friends (who may not have got confirmation already from girls) that will joke and say that I'm a "foot long" etc, because i'm 6'6". Not long ago, I was with two guy friends, and one says about me "girls fantasize about him because he's hung like a pornstar", the other guy who is like 6'4" says "well i'm 6'4" and I'm nowhere near Ron Jeremy's size, so can't be either" HAHA. I just shrugged my shoulders like "maybe, maybe not"
     
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    My female friends will say something like "Is it true what they say about black guys..?" to which I always say, "That's a stereotype," and they'll usually drop the issue there. But one night an aquaintance of one of the girls got in on the joke and when I gave my default answer she replied "That's a shame, so are you telling us that you're not walking around with a baseball bat in your pants?"
    I replied "Look I can't speak for all black guys, but I'm happy with lucky number eight." and she pauses and says "Don't you mean lucky number seven?"
    I just shrugged and laughed as I said "Sure whatever you say, but I always like to push my luck a little bit."
    Man she couldn't stop laughing and every time I meet up with this girl she looks at me and grins naughtily. We've become dancing partners whenever the gang goes clubbing, so I'm sure she knows what I'm pushing.
     
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    Sounds hot...
     
  14. Pitbull

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    Isn't he like a 48 inch girth around the waist. :confused:

    Don't want to be like that.
     
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    This is a fun thread... I have not been in a conversation about dick size with anybody since high school... a long time ago :biggrin1:

    Back in the day, a bunch of my friends and I were boy scouts and would camp together. The camping involved skinny dipping in the river so we knew each other's physical attributes pretty well. Nothing was left to the imagination.

    I remember one guy had a little knob for a dick. Whether it was the cold water or he was just unfortunate, it didn't amount to much. Nevertheless, whenever we talked at school he acted like a real lady killer and made it sound like he was a sex machine (maybe he was?).

    One of the other guys in our scout troop had a healthy dick that flopped around when we were skinny dipping. I wouldn't guess at measurements, but remember I was jealeous... it was bigger than mine ... It was thick too :wink:.

    He was the quiet one and I don't recall him ever being a 'lady killer' in school. In fact he was painfully shy.

    The point of the story is that the one with the biggest mouth actually had the smallest dick and the one with the big dick never said anything... I'm not saying you can make a universal decision, but based on my experience, it is the quiet ones you should watch out for...

    Cheers
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    doesn't happen much anymore. i've got a super tight knit group of friends, many of whom have dated or messed around with the same people. so my size is fairly common knowledge in my innermost circles...but back in high school when i was still discovering i even HAD a big one, i'd mention my size in some conversations to be rebuffed with "yeah right, no way, you'd pass out every time you got an erection." it helped me start to realize i might be larger...and that many of my friends had or had experienced much smaller for the most part. lol!
     
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    I usually avoid the subject, because the guy who talks about it the most has got the least and is getting the least. I do have a male friend, we did not know each other way back when, but we know a lot of the same people, men and women. I had sort of a rep when younger about being hung, and that led to a lot of encounters. sometimes I run into some of my old conquests, and for the most part we are friendly. one night, in the course of 4 hours, 3 different women came up and alluded to the fact, I slept with them, and 2 of the 3 indicated vocally they were very satisfied and the one said, she was glad I fucked her brains out. she was tipsy. my friend was WTF??? you fucked her too??? me; YEP! he finally asked, do you have a big dick or what?? I told him well, yeah. I fucked a lot of ladies. and he would not know this because I have been with the same gal & married for 33 yrs. so he fusses and fumes, because his sexual conquests are very limited apparently. he turns to me and says, "well, just how big are you?" we both drink domestic long neck bottle beer. and I pointed to the bottle, and said, "i'm that big without most of the neck." you are not the big around are you??, he asked I said, "darn close." he was skeptical, and the subject closed. until a few weeks later, when another gal I used to fuck, came up to say hi & a hug, something she said indicated we had been intimate. my male friend blurted out to her that I claimed to be as big as the beer bottle. She said I was maybe a little smaller than the bottle, but pretty darn close. this annoyed my friend, and then it became apparent that this bothers him. he then asked me how many women I slept with including my wife. I told him about 50 with my wife being my last. this bothered him further, I had more sex in 10 yrs(b4 mariange) than his whole adult life, approx 40 yrs. so I don't talk about my size. if it comes up, my standard answer is God was very good to me. my wife used to tell her friends that I am comfortably large if she was asked, but that caused curiosity and problems. so now she ignores the ? and honestly it doesn't come up very much anymore.
     
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    There are guys with small penises getting more sex than you ever did.
    Your friend is bothered by lack of success with women and his penis size.

    Maybe if he weren't so grumpy :mad:
    Women might find him more attractive
     
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    I have only been in a room where this happened one time. I went over to a friend's apartment one night. She was there with her bf and another couple. I don't remember how the conversation went in the direction it did, but she finally blurted out to the other guy, you have the biggest cock I have ever seen, it must be 8 inches. He just kinda smiled uncomfortably and soon the topic changed.

    She was into size and measuring, so my only experience was with a girl doing it...lol
     
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    well, she had a good guess at ur soft size ;-) let them in their wisdom ;-) we know better mate !
     
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