Talking dirty during sex

[vinny_spiruccino]

Oh, don't get me wtong: I'm so vocal that I'm pretty sure my neighbours hear me. It's just that my vocalisations are pretty much restricted the groans and a few disjointed expletive phrases rather than a running narrative of the action. My sex talk in bed sounds something like, "Oh, yeah ... uhn ... fuck ... ah, ah, oh ... so fuckin' sweet ... ooh, ah," rather than, "I want to feel your tight, pink pucker grasp my thick, hard, throbbing meat-monster and caress it 'til I unleash my pearly, white load deep in your tender guts."

Ya see?? There you go again... off to the batroom for round two.

 

[madame_zora]

Ya see?? There you go again... off to the batroom for round two.

Sheesh, I'm not sure which one was hotter, the moans and groans or the porno line. Jacinto, have you ever considered a career in writing some better dialog for those productions? I popped a boner over that.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

OK, I have to share my "fuck talk" story. I was over at a friend's house. It was late so I decided to crash on her sofa. A few minutes later the place started to shake and I heard "Oh Bobby, it's so big! It's so big! It's so big!" and it was "it's so big, it's so big, it's so big" for the next half hour. Moral of the story...I like it as long as it doesn't start to sound stupid or in my friend's case...really insincere.

 

[B_Spladle]

"I want to feel your tight, pink pucker grasp my thick, hard, throbbing meat-monster and caress it 'til I unleash my pearly, white load deep in your tender guts."

*scurries off to have another wank*

 

[SpiceboyMJ]

I am right behind ya bro!

 

[GoneA]

...just how many porn videos have you been in, dmw?

 

[dlcs]

I rarely speak coherent sentences while engaged in sex, even when my mouth isn't full. When I do say something, it's not "I'm going to slide my big, meaty shaft in and out of your hungry hole until I whitewash your bowels with my steamy jism." That just doesn't do it for me.

Robin Williams once said "Why don't we ever get any classically trained Shakespearean porno actors?"

For some reason I heard that line in my head spoken in a very proper, emotive Patrick Stewart accent. I think I just ruptured a lung.

 

[madame_zora]

I think that's why he wrote them while he was HERE instead of when he was fucking.

 

[contortionist]

at school, there were 7 or 8 guys in my class over 7''. 2 were 10''ers. My partner loves hearing about their 'talents' as she cums

 

[ingens]

i like to talk dirty only if she likes it. if she does not like dirty talking then i will try and limit what i say and how i say it

Yeah, imo,it sort of all falls into the "whatever comes naturally" category - if you're both into it, cool, if it's false or forced, it's no good.

 

[ingens]

*scurries off to have another wank*

lol plusanother10characterstomakethismessagelongenoughtopost

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Sheesh, I'm not sure which one was hotter, the moans and groans or the porno line. Jacinto, have you ever considered a career in writing some better dialog for those productions? I popped a boner over that.

Madame, the thought of you with a boner makes my insides tingle... you dirty girl MWAW!

 

[madame_zora]

Madame, the thought of you with a boner makes my insides tingle... you dirty girl MWAW!

Yeah I know. If I had a dick I'd be perfect, wouldn't I?

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Yeah I know. If I had a dick I'd be perfect, wouldn't I?

Aww, nay, I would say you're perfect without one...

 

[B_GorgeousJane]

we both love talking dirty but there's definitely a fine line between making things hotter and sounding like you're trying to be a pornstar or just really insincere.

talking dirty during foreplay is the best for me, little words of encouragement or describing scenarios can work really well.

although when he's inside me, in full flow, it's kinda difficult to say anything other than 'uurrgghh aaaggghhh mmmmm ooohhh yeahhhhh' - a couple of my housemates have heard me during sex and they tell me what comes out of my mouth is bordering on animalistic, and very rarely coherent!

 

[rawbone8]

verbal foreplay can begin long before especially when we can't get to business right away ( waiter... check please! )

whispered challenges, teasing and filthy endearments are a great form of foreplay and that is the only time for any eloquence

but during the main event it's pretty much primal communication

 

[UniDude]

I used to blow a guy when we were in our teens. He always would ask how his dick tasted. I'm surprised I ever got him off because I had to keep answering or he would not shut up. I wanted to say to him "if you want to know how it taste get down here and suck mine too". Oh well.

 

[Matthew]

Talking is way better. Let me know what's on your dirty mind. Anybody can suck and fuck but great sex should make your brain hot. Submitting to pleasure or getting someone to submit to it just isn't the same without something whispered (or louder).

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Talking is way better. Let me know what's on your dirty mind.

I'm a great believer in the old saw that "actions speak louder than words." The sound of my sweaty groin slapping against wet flesh makes me hotter than any words uttered in the throes of passion.

 

[B_caneadea]

DMW,
I see someone with a best selling gay romance novel in him.......


As for the talk, I'd rather shut up and get busy. LOL. Besides, you're not supposed to talk with your mouth full.