"Taming the Tiger"

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by FlowerChick, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. FlowerChick

    Verified Gold Member

    Mar 23, 2009
    Likes Received:
    San Diego, CA
    Taming the Tiger"

    JOKE: **"Taming The Tiger"

    Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an animal
    trainer was placed in the local paper.

    Only two applicants showed up: a male and a female.

    The owner said he could only afford one animal trainer, so
    he would choose the one with the best act.

    At first glance it appeared that the female was much better
    prepared, since she came to the interview in a very long
    flowing cape, with a whip & chair. She looked more like a
    model than a trainer.

    The man's only distinguishing feature was a soggy cigar
    stuffed between his cracked and leathery lips.

    The owner asked who would like to go first, and the man
    said, "Ladies before Gentleman."

    So the lady asked for her special music to be played, and
    once the music started she entered the cage with a flurry
    of whip snapping. She motioned the attendant to release
    the tiger.

    The tiger leaped into the cage snarling. The young lady
    threw aside her whip, tossed back her cape and sat on
    the chair as naked as the day she was born.

    The tiger then circled her, sniffing the air, then suddenly
    leaped toward her, put its face between her legs and
    started licking. She threw back her head moaning, holding
    the tiger by the ears with her thighs. She rode on the
    tiger's face all around the cage.

    Then the owner looked at the man and said, "That's quite
    an act. Think you can do better than that?"

    The man spit out his cigar, licked his lips and said, "No
    problem, just get that pesky tiger out of the way!"
Draft saved Draft deleted