Tantalizing Toes = Pretty Pussy??

Multiple Choice -- pick your poison...

  • Pretty toes = pampered pussy

    Votes: 17 48.6%
  • Clean toes, unpainted = natural pussy in a healthy state

    Votes: 9 25.7%
  • Unkempt toes = don't go down there

    Votes: 3 8.6%
  • Toenails and foot hygiene have nothing to do with a gal's genital or dental hygiene

    Votes: 12 34.3%
  • Stupid poll... I'd rather bite my toes than answer

    Votes: 3 8.6%

  • Total voters
    35
  • Poll closed .

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I see your toes I see vagina. There's a perception between the two, like it or not.


Where the heck does this correlation stem from though?? I've never once looked at a woman's - or a man's toes for that matter - and automatically made a judgement on his/her package. It makes zero sense to me.
 

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No there isn't. You're just weird.

Thank you! I'm sitting here trying to put the two together (not literally) and I just don't get it lol. The way I see it - I pamper my feet more than I do my cuntasaurus rex, because my hand isn't that picky! And my feet are seen all the time because I rarely ever wear closed toe shoes. I'm a FL girl. I'm always in sandals.
 

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Thank you! I'm sitting here trying to put the two together (not literally) and I just don't get it lol. The way I see it - I pamper my feet more than I do my cuntasaurus rex, because my hand isn't that picky! And my feet are seen all the time because I rarely ever wear closed toe shoes. I'm a FL girl. I'm always in sandals.


The lad is just a bit odd. Possibly snacked on too many lead based paint chips as a kid.
 

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Apart from warm water and a little mild soap if it so pleases you, there's nothing else you should be doing to your vagina to keep it clean. It doesn't need lotions or potions or perfumes of any sort.

You'd be better off not judging people for retarded reasons in the future. That's just my opinion of course.

:eek::biggrin1:

Vagina-wise, I totally agree. (I failed to distinguish between the outer area and the inner area. My bad. :redface:)

But AE expresses it more clearly than I did. For me, I'm a bit fan of vulva grooming. If there were make up for the area, I'd use it in a heartbeat. I'm really into having a pretty pussy.

Maybe ML is onto something. Sparkly blue!
 

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I voted 'pretty toes = pampered pussy' just because in my case it's true! And I don't use any special oils on my 'jenny', but I use polysporin instead of shaving cream and a fresh disposable razor every time. No itching or ingrown hairs. All is soft and irritant free.

A girl after my own heart! :biggrin1:

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Polysporin, huh? (Adds that to the growing shopping list!)

I use the five-bladed razor. Gillette Fusion. Horribly expensive, but waaaay cheaper than waxing.
 

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sugar paste, or the depilatory blob, is much cheaper *ya can do it ya damn self* and easier on sensitive skin.

if ya have a sugar paste partner, ya just do each other *giggles* i said do each other.
 

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sugar paste, or the depilatory blob, is much cheaper *ya can do it ya damn self* and easier on sensitive skin.

if ya have a sugar paste partner, ya just do each other *giggles* i said do each other.

LOL...

I know I'm revealing my ignorance (but, hey, how else is one to learn?!) Sugar paste before or after the shave, or is it a hair removal technique?

Only time I used depilatory cream down there was a disaster. I burnt myself. London broil! So - is there a safe way to use it?
 

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it is a hair removal technique. the paste/blob is made from sugar, water and lemon juice. took me a few times to get it right. took a few times after that to get the flick motion right. after that, is just press, press, flick.. no more hair. is a shorter wait time for hair to grow enough to use. hair needs to be a 1/16.. that's it. so ya can touch up as needed.

is a bit of trick getting it right, almost like making candy :biggrin: for true, to make the blob correctly, ya got to use a candy thermometer.

hmm let me search around for a good tutorial. do ya speak Spanish? cuz the best how-tos are in Spanish or Farsi.
 

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it is a hair removal technique. the paste/blob is made from sugar, water and lemon juice. took me a few times to get it right. took a few times after that to get the flick motion right. after that, is just press, press, flick.. no more hair. is a shorter wait time for hair to grow enough to use. hair needs to be a 1/16.. that's it. so ya can touch up as needed.

is a bit of trick getting it right, almost like making candy :biggrin: for true, to make the blob correctly, ya got to use a candy thermometer.

hmm let me search around for a good tutorial. do ya speak Spanish? cuz the best how-tos are in Spanish or Farsi.

Only 1/16? I'll give it a go! (Where I live, half the population is Latino, so I speak enough Spanglish to muddle through tutorials in Spanish.)
 

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You're the exception to the rule.

I doubt it. Highly. I am way more comforrtable with shaved labia, exponentially so, particularly when I menstrate or get horny. I don't like the feeling of wet pubes in my panties. I hate hate HATE dried clumps of blood and uterus in my pubes. That is actually painful to wash out and detangle. I also think it is gross to have tangles in my pubes. If you can see my albums, look at the hair on my head. That is exactly how tight the curls on my pubes get left unchecked. Curls like that cause ingrowns whether you shave or not, and I shave for the aforementioned reasons. I'm black, and like many blacks am prone to very dry skin. This increases the tendency to ingrown hairs whether you shave or not, but especially if you shave. So, I condition both the hair and the skin to prevent this problem. I also condition them so they are soft to touch. When I eat pussy or suck dick and the pubes are like steel wool it turns me off a little. It isn't enough of a turn-off to stop, but it is enough to make me want to make sure no one experiences that with me.

I could be wrong, but I don't think any of that is uncommon, and my ex called me just last week to ask me about my choch routine. He remembered that I did a bunch of stuff to improve the skin and hair, and wanted to get suggestions for his fiance who is inattentive to that area, much to his dismay. On topic, she gets a lovely professional pedicure twice a month.
 

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*snickers, snorts a lil beer foam*
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:rofl:

all the nails places would have to do is add stir-ups to the nail chair/foot tubby thing.
 

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Pardon me, but all this talk of sugar, juice, lotion a d vulvas is making my mouth water. Initially, when I created the painted toes thread I was just curious about the mindset of a woman on her feet. Now that theres a potential correlation to " Jenny care", I can't help but desire a woman with painted toes and a nutured vagina sitting on my face right now. God bless you all!
 

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A girl after my own heart! :biggrin1:

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Polysporin, huh? (Adds that to the growing shopping list!)

I use the five-bladed razor. Gillette Fusion. Horribly expensive, but waaaay cheaper than waxing.

I learned about polysporin when I read Jenna Jameson's bio-book "How to Make Love Like a Pornstar".

I always had problems with bumps etc. Using polysporin - no more bumps or irritation. Porn girls do have some experience in genital grooming :biggrin1:.