tape measure challenge

Axcess

Experimental Member
Joined
Dec 10, 2007
Posts
1,611
Media
0
Likes
7
Points
123
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
Hey great idea for a thread !!! Now those claiming 10 inches or more can prove themselves.
 

Supersized

Sexy Member
Joined
Jan 12, 2005
Posts
913
Media
0
Likes
31
Points
163
Age
51
Location
New Jersey
Sexuality
No Response
hi there. there are lots of big size claims on this site i was just wondering where i fit in. heres a tape measure pic of my cock post a pic of your cock measured along the top to find the top cocks on this site?
or of any cocks being measured?

Nice try dude, but you can't fool a magician.
 

Calboner

Superior Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Aug 16, 2007
Posts
9,024
Media
29
Likes
7,717
Points
433
Location
USA
Verification
View
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male

vpasqual

1st Like
Joined
Apr 30, 2006
Posts
148
Media
0
Likes
1
Points
161
Location
NY METRO AREA
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
actually "man yelling with his caps lock" he posted a pic of of his tape being measured by TWO other measuring devices and they are in fact inches.
no need to yell in caps lock if you feel a little less "beefier" now.
They just do not look like inches to me. As far as less beeefy, Have you looked at my profile?
 

psidom

Experimental Member
Joined
Sep 7, 2006
Posts
1,818
Media
22
Likes
18
Points
183
Sexuality
No Response
everything about this pic looked real to me.
even the first tape measurement looked real.
i am surprised he went to the extent of explanation he did.
:smile:

calboner isn't fake either lol.
dude IS fucking thick.
 

edeneyes

Sexy Member
Joined
May 22, 2004
Posts
230
Media
0
Likes
54
Points
248
Sexuality
80% Straight, 20% Gay
Gender
Male
actually "man yelling with his caps lock" he posted a pic of of his tape being measured by TWO other measuring devices and they are in fact inches.
no need to yell in caps lock if you feel a little less "beefier" now.

Actually, there's no proof that the tape measure being measured by the other two devices is the same one in the pics with the cock.

Want to shut them up man? Measure it with ALL 3 of those at the same time, I'm sure you're clever enough to find a way to do that. ONE fake tape measure can be bought, but two fake ruler with the same length? That would prove it for certain.

Not that you have anything to prove, who cares if it's fake or real anyways?
 

Calboner

Superior Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Aug 16, 2007
Posts
9,024
Media
29
Likes
7,717
Points
433
Location
USA
Verification
View
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
calboner isn't fake either lol.
dude IS fucking thick.

Thanks, Psidom. I've always thought my dick was real, but Supersized's remark about his infallible "wizard sight" made me worry that maybe I've been fooled all along.

(Actually, I'm pretty sure that he meant to make a joke of some kind — I just don't get the joke!)
 

MattBrick

Expert Member
Joined
May 30, 2006
Posts
917
Media
15
Likes
145
Points
263
Location
NJ
Sexuality
No Response
Gender
Male
This thread is so wierd.
These guys put up pictures of their dicks
then they put them next to a tape measurer.
And it seems logical that they are they ones who are fake?
Come on.
 

MattBrick

Expert Member
Joined
May 30, 2006
Posts
917
Media
15
Likes
145
Points
263
Location
NJ
Sexuality
No Response
Gender
Male
yes 8inch+ has a big dick and big hands.
Calboner is where they came up with the term tube steak with from.

No, neither of them are as big as Vpasqual

The point of this post was a challenge. Measure the thing.
Why not do yours before cutting other guys up?
 

MCA

Superior Member
Joined
Dec 3, 2005
Posts
1,077
Media
73
Likes
9,682
Points
518
Location
KC
Sexuality
99% Straight, 1% Gay
Gender
Male
I need one of those flimsy tape measures, I think I could get some extra length /girth out of one of those, what with the added contour of the measure. That's the way to go.
 

bateman

Expert Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
May 6, 2007
Posts
31
Media
0
Likes
235
Points
403
Location
London, UK
Verification
View
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
HI everyone,

Been lurking for a while but not really convinced I measure up amidst many of the claims on this site. But having now realised that only about ten percent of the really well hung can justify their claims with (plausible) photos, I thought I would make my little contribution.

Feel free to check out my gallery for a couple of soft tape shots. honest comments always welcome.

:smile: