Tardiness

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  1. jakeatolla

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    He just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about what to do about it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk.
    "Bill, I have to tell you, I like your work ethics, but your being late often is bothersome.'
    "Yes, I know Boss, and I’m working on it."
    "Well good. That’s what I like to hear. It’s odd though, your coming in late. I know you’re retired from the Navy. What did they say if you came in late there?"
    "They said, "Good morning, Admiral."
     
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    May I add?


    The Boss was in a quandary, he had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
    Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
    Debra replied,

    "Could you jack off? I feel like crap."
     
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