Tastes Like Coffee?

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  1. Incocknito

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    Is this a common thing where you suck a guy's dick and it tastes like coffee? Someone said it again recently and I'm just wondering if most men taste like coffee (strong coffee) and how women feel about that?
     
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    I hate the taste of coffee... so my answer is no I don't think men taste that way.

    If a guy did taste that way I suppose I would be disappointed or become a coffee lover depending on the guy I'm tasting.
     
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    You can taste like what you've eaten.
     
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    Maybe that person drinks a lot of coffee.



    My taste like dr pepper flavor.
    You are what you eat/drink..
     
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    I'd say stop dipping their dick in coffee cups.
     
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    Mine smells like coconuts...yummmmmmmy! but has no flavor (his penis that is).
     
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    Would that be instant?
     
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    Well I drink tea, not coffee. At least three cups a day, maybe four or five. Tea has caffeine in it but not as much as coffee. You think that's where its coming from?

    I'm not going to stop drinking tea. Most girls haven't complained. In fact only two but they both said the same thing: "tastes like coffee".

    Maybe I'll eat more coconut, that sounds fun.
     
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    You could also try whipped cream on your wang. In my experience, it always leads to fun. Plus, in your case - you would have a cappuccino sort of flavour. :tongue:
     
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    I doubt it Incock...

    My husband drinks way more coffee than you do tea, and I've never experienced a coffee taste. I guess it will be different for everyone though.
     
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    Put a dash of Hazelnut syrup in too. You could start a new trend of flavoured dicks.
    :biggrin1:
     
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    The wise man speaketh the truth. :biggrin1:
     
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    Tea has more caffeine in that coffee, it's just the stuff in coffee is more easily absorbed. Tea has more, coffee affects you more.

    I drink around 10 mugs of very strong coffee a day. Yes, I know that'll give me a heart attack one day. My penis or pubic region does not smell like coffee.

    Are you sure you don't have a secret fetish for burning your penis in hot caffeine based drinks?
     
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    YouTube - QI: Tea or Coffee? - BBC comedy This explains it best. :biggrin1:
     
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    None I met.
     
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    But what if I don't have a spoon?
     
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    The taste of semen can change depending on what you eat and drink, but I don't believe the actual penis can. Does your skin in general taste of coffee? If I lick my chest after eating strawberries and pineapple, it doesn't taste fruity - so why would my penis? Is it possible that your partners had been drinking coffee and the 'tongue motion' brought the taste back? Just a thought.
     
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    No not everyone tastes like coffee, just you. And that is a lovely thing. I'd say, try to eat and drink things that go well with coffee. Or maybe one of your soaps or cologne or something contributes. It's not a problem,it's an asset.
     
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    I don't think its my penis per se but my precum that tastes like coffee.

    Its not unreasonable to assume that if I leak a lot of precum that the aroma of the precum would soak itself into my foreskin/penile area.

    Anyway I suppose I'll have to live with this terrible affliction :(
     
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