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Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by tattoe, Jan 23, 2006.

  1. tattoe

    tattoe New Member

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    I would like to discuess sack inflation.
     
  2. Dr Rock

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    I wouldn't
     
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    Take a plastic sack, hold the opening in your hand, press the opening against your mouth so that something of a vacuum is created, and then blow into the opening. Hey presto, your sack is inflated. Don't forget to take your mouth off the sack if you don't want to die of asphyxiation. :sleeping1:
     
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    Then let's not.
     
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    Fed chairman Ben Bernanke would be happy to discuss with you how to sack inflation.
     
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    Sacks really are much more expensive than they used to be.
     
  7. Dr Rock

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    works for me

    while we're here, is there anything else folks would rather not discuss
     
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    Any form of sex with cheese. :eek:
     
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    So that's how people get smegma...
     
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    Damn you! You beat me to the pun!!! ARRRRGGGGRGR!!
     
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    I'll put you in touch with my best friend. He had a vasectomy three weeks ago,
    got an infection down there, and had true Elephant balls.
    Friggin huge. Not to mention painfull.
     
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    I'll try to be serious. 1.) If you use a pump you might get a blood clot and die. 2.) If you use silicone it will (not might, WILL) Migrate/spread, it will get into you lungs, then you will die. 3.) You get a bag of silicone or saline filled from inside, you dont die but crush your testicals then have them amputated. Does that help.:smile:
     
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    Thansk Bryan...I was just going to ask if he was talking about what I thought he was talking about.....I'm going to agree with everyone else....let's not...

    EEKKSSSS. I'm going to go sit on a bag of ice at the thought.
     
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    Okay, so why don't you?
     
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    WHY do people have to abuse their genitals so? If you hate your balls so much, cut 'em off!
     
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    it's a sick species. historically, we see that humans are obsessed with sticking sharp and/or pointy things up and/or though their genitalia and/or anyone else's. I doubt it's gonna stop any time soon.
     
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    Any form of cheese with sex.
     
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