Shayrossen, that reminded me of the joke about a guy in a bar. He was drinking with friends and met a new guy who was mutual friends. When the guy gave his name, a kinda unusual name, the new guy said, "I'll bet you a drink that I have your name tattooed above my cock. Guy said, "No way, you're on." New guy pulled down his pants a bit and there it was, "Your Name" tattooed above the guy's cock!
Oh, no tattoo's, but have thought about it. Am working on permanent scare from a cutting of a tribal design of a turtle on my right shoulder. Third cut should be happening this weekend!