taught how to put on condom

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  1. calvinkleinguy

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    my dad taught me how to put on a condom after he caught me spilling my load while masturbating.
    he bought me a pack of 12 condoms and he showed me how to put them on by putting one on 2 fingers. i didnt get much of a sex talk or wasnt really explained what they are for. he mainly said about the mess with masturbating and wanking into a condom avoids its.
    but obviously putting a condom on your fingers is different to your penis so i kinda really taught myself.
    how was your sex talk and condom demonstration?
    was your dads talk much help?
     
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    no, i got the talk after being caught looking at porn. my brother showed my parents my search history and temp. int files. what a douche he was, I was like 14, and he was like 18. he probably was going in to delete his own history and found mine.
     
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    I had a series of gifted teachers teach me how to put a condom on a guy.
    You know you've reach the pinnacle of the skill set when you're able to put them on with your mouth without using your hands.
     
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    i always wanted to try this but thought it would be to time comsuming. wats the trick? how does the top be pinched before rolling down
     
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    Firstly gently suck the teat into your mouth and squash the teat with your tongue against the roof of your mouth and just behind your top front teeth (this pushes all the air out of the teat which is important). Pin the teat there with pressure from your tongue tip and the roll of the condom is resting against your lips.
    Make sure the roll is facing up rather than down or it won't work.

    Place the condom on the head of the penis and gently but firmly push the roll down using your lips.
    Once you start you can let of of the teat with your tongue.
    Essentially your deep throating him and using your lips to roll the condom down his shaft all the way to his balls.


    Hope this helps.
     
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    This is exactly how I do it too ... :biggrin1:
    I was self-taught... Hubby says I'm a "natural"
     
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    This and of course, practice makes perfect! :biggrin1:
     
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    Can't they invent a spray-on condom?
     
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    pretty much taught myself when the time came, my parents were naive to the fact that I was getting laid. Me and my GF had been banging and using condoms, but decided to try doing it w/o when we were 16, almost 17. The first time we did it without a condom I got her pregnant.
     
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    My Fathers only advice about condoms was
    "Wear one or you could end up responsible for bringing another little fucker like you into this world"
     
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    We got the condom-on-banana demonstration in the "health" class module in 7th grade PE (repeated in 8th, 9th and 10th grade). I found starting the condom right side in was much harder in a dark car than it was shown in class. (Also if you use the right amount of force, you can unroll a condom in reverse without tearing it....that puts the lube and spermicide on the inside, though...) My dad never had any sort of sex talk with me. I'm mostly OJT.
     
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    I was actually never shown by anyone.

    Dad and I had a mutual dislike until my late 30's, so absolutely no talk from him. I have to lol, because I still remember when I asked my Mom as a young kid, "Do they really put their thing in there" When she confirmed it, my response was "That's Gross", lol.

    Little did I know how much I would enjoy "that" years later :biggrin1:
     
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    One of my jack off buddys had one and rolled it on me when I was 10 or 11. Just having fun. Took a few strokes, then I rolled it up and rolled it on him,... Practise, practise, practise.... :)
     
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    I had to learn for myself... badly! First one I sort of put on "backwads" and couldn;t roll it down!
     
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    Jack off friend of mine showed me.
     
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    What does OJT mean?
     
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    i still make this mistake, i be in the much rush to get a condom on so i could get on with business that i dont even think if what way i put it on. sonetimes i dont even roll the condom all the way to base, insert in the ass kinda does that for me anyway so why waste time. but i have only been a top a few time the main reason i put on condoms is to prevent mess when i come when im a bottom. this is what my dad taught me when he caught me at the point of no return masterbating in my room and making a mess all over myself lol
     
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