A passenger in a taxi leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, went up the kerb and shaking like mad said, "What the hell did you do that for, you scared the living daylights out of me?".
The frightened passenger apologised to the cabbie, not realising a mere tap on the shoulder would frighten him so much.
The cabbie then said, "No sorry, entirely my fault, today is my first day driving a cab, I've been driving a hearse for the last 23 years"
The frightened passenger apologised to the cabbie, not realising a mere tap on the shoulder would frighten him so much.
The cabbie then said, "No sorry, entirely my fault, today is my first day driving a cab, I've been driving a hearse for the last 23 years"
