Tea Party Movements in Pooping

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  1. midlifebear

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    So, Rand Paul, that firebrand from Kentucky who believes in cutting the budget so only rich people don't have to pay taxes is very, very, very upset that the office of Budget and Management will not let him have the super toilet he feels he deserves. Apparently, once you'r elected to the House or the Senate our poop needs change.

    And of course, he found some way to make pro-choice an issue tied to his pooping habits. All you folks in Kentucky -- the marry-your-cousin-State -- must be so proud.

    For more information, see: Rand Paul: I Have Less Choice In Toilets Than Women Have In Abortions (VIDEO) | TPMDC

    I think we should all chip in and buy him a vagina. :smile:
     
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    What... an... idiot.
     
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    Well, based on this, he sounds like he's full of crap, so maybe he needs a special toilet to compensate. I should give him one promptly before he explodes...

    Honestly, sometimes even my mind boggles a bit...
     
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    It appears his constitution matches his opinions.
     
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    Saw that earlier today, only thing that comes to mind is what a dipshit. To bad the woman did'nt want to have little fun with him he gave her plenty of ammunition for comebacks.
     
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    It turns out Paul was flushing away decades worth of pent up anger about not being able to own a toilet that gets 'er done in a single flush.

    "We have to flush the toilet 10 times before it works," Paul said. "I've been waiting for 20 years to talk about how bad these toilets are and this was a good excuse today."

    LOL! The man needs an enema. Kentuckians must be sooo proud.
     
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    I expect that they will reelect him when given the chance.
     
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    Huh? Play fair midlifebear! We already have Palin on our books. I vote that he stays with a dick.
     
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