Teasing Someone With Your Size

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  1. valli5

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    So i live in the dorms at my college, and there is this one girl who works behind the front desk sometimes. She is pretty but not gorgeous, but has that look about her where all i want to do is fuck her. I have a girlfriend, and she has a boyfriend, but we are constantly flirting, so one day i decide to give her a little tease. Its laundry day, and so i am wearing an old pair of athletic shorts from football, they are baby blue, thin fabric, kinda shiny, and a tight white t shirt, to show off my chest and arms. The front desk is on the way to the laundry room, and i realize that she is behind the desk today. So i take off my boxers, and just wear the shorts, the thin material makes my hanging cock stand out perfectly, you can see the veins the shaft and the big head. so i decide to go ask her for my mail, i am hanging about six inches long. and i walk down the hall to talk to her. As i am waking to her, my dick is bouncing and the fabric is showing off every detail of my dick perfectly, i am looking her straight in the eyes waiting for her too look down, but she hasnt yet. so i stop in the midle of the room, and take notice of some construction that is going on, i turn my head but leave my crotch facing her, and then i look back quickly to try and catch her looking, and i do, her eyes are glued to my cock, her mouth is open, and when she realizes that i saw her staring her face turns bright red. I pretend like nothing is the matter. and casually ask for my mail. she gives it to me and says something in her flirtatious voice, i turn and walk back. So now i am having too much fun to stop, so i decide to go back and ask to check out the soap and sponge, but this time i watch a little porn first to get a nice chubby, its now hanging seven maybe seven and a half in. and i walk down the hall to see her, this time, as i am walking to her, she notices my cock, she notices how its bulging throught the thin fabric and she bites her lip as i am walking to her. we flirt for a few minutes and i eventually get the sponge and soap and walk away, by this time her face is totally red, and i am just as cool as ever. I went into waay to much detail here but its fun, and i was wondering if anyone else likes to show off for the excitement.
     
  2. Alley Blue

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    The more detail the better! Great story!!
     
  3. Dr Rock

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    how perfectly pathetic
     
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    My sentiments exactly, Dr. Rock
     
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    Just trying to have a little fun, and i think she enjoyed it too,
     
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    Some look....
     
  7. Alley Blue

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    Some look....
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    Bet it was full of wanton lust.....time for a cold shower.......
     
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    I used to do that every time I went down to do the laundry. (I lived on the seventh floor and laundry room was on the first floor. ) And in the winter I would wear sweats, not to tight, becuase I got more eyes on me when I would bounce, flop, or swing. I always did laundry on Friday. Lets just say more and more where doing there laundry on Friday.
     
  9. GoneA

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    Indeed young grasshopper. Indeed.
     
  10. AmericanWoman

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    I'd say go for it. I'd never object.

    If you're hot, she and her friends were probably speculating about the size anyway. It's one of our favorite bar sports. :D
     
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    I enjoyed your story but what stands out in your story like a pimple on a newborn baby girls or boys arse is the fact that on a quick scan of the story u use the word "I" twenty eight times (28) I reckon u are bluffing a little :puke: , im not sure its a real post of the events that happened or maybe a bit of fantasy involved :shrug:
     
  12. valli5

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    Well UKMALE, thanks for ruining my fun, I was just trying to tell a story, a story that I though some might find amusing, and some might be able to relate to, so I dont appreciate your criticism, and my grammar, and speaking of which, :"I reckon u are bluffing" ok you are not the one who should be talking about my diction. But I will try to sympathize with you, I understand that not all men are endowed to have experiences like the one I described. So if you ever need someone to talk to about that, let me know. And I took the liberty of counting how many times I used the letter "I" in this reply, (12), I guess I got caught up in my story and forgot the proper rules and structure for sumbitting a post. :hi:
     
  13. GoneA

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    It be rather difficult not the use the pronoun "I."

    Where's DMW when you need him
     
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    Well, I find the story perfectly believeable. If this were made up, surely he would have said they ended up doing it right then and there.
     
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    I'm here. I just find the whole scenario somewhat tacky.
     
  16. GoneA

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    I'm here. I just find the whole scenario somewhat tacky.
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    I love your post MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE.....etc.
     
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    I love your post MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE.....etc.
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    GoneA, You're just Teasing Him With Your Lies.

    Just for fun and excitement.
     
  18. GoneA

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    GoneA, You're just Teasing Him With Your Lies.

    Just for fun and excitement.
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    I see the increasing pointlessness in your post MORE AND MORE AND MORE.....etc.


    (Now, I'm not turning gay like you asked me.)
     
  19. deepdick

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    OK, I thought this was a place where people could talk about this stuff, not get shot down. Nuf said.

    And I have to say that I get in moods where the looks I get are a turn-on and I go with it. On those days I'll forego the boxers or freeballin an put on a pair of whities. I prefer the undergear contour brief (Style A063) I've attached a photo. They're plain, comfy, roomy and have a slight v cut in the front of the waist to show a bit of trail. Could be because of package weight now that I think of it. Mostly they keep your balls from getting smashed between your legs.

    (Hey, does anyone else think these tight fitting stretchy things like UMO or whatever are flattering, let alone comfortable. I see "normal" guys wearing these and I think they compact your junk more than they flatter it.)

    Anyway, going out in a tight pair of levi cords with the junk all up front looks like I have a grapefruit packed in there and draws more than a few looks. Hey, if you got it...

    I don't need to go as far as getting a semi and not my style. Why go extream.

    I hate shopping for clothes and this does may the day a bit more fun. Besides, who wants to try on clothes freeballin.

    So underwear at work is a necessity and the other day I put these whites on and went to a Banana Rep store to buy a couple of pairs of chinos. (Anybody else glad they got rid of pleated pants as they used to puff out so much.) So I find a salesman and we locate some flat fronts in my size - well, plus an inch. As it turns out the guy follows me back carrying my slacks and hands me a pair over the door when I go in.

    I put them on and they fit my waist fine but they were a smaller pair than we choose. Could have been an innocent mistake but I came out to check out the 180 mirror and we both stood there checking out the "cut". Man, I could never have showed up at work like that. He checked the waist and said they were a good fit. lol.

    At this point I suggested we look for a pair with a bit more room "in the seat" and we went up an inch in the waist. Still a good fit but fewer stretch marks in the fabric.

    Was it hot? No, more amusing really. And he was a perfect gentleman - which I appreciated. If you don't have a sense of humor about this then you'll have some really bad days.

    If your package bulges more than your gut, you're doing OK.
     
  20. Alley Blue

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    You betta' be careful about stuff like that.......some folks around these parts don't take to kindly to stuff like that........as they say in the ghetto "they will cut you!!!"

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    OK, I thought this was a place where people could talk about this stuff, not get shot down. Nuf said.
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    On a serious note, I thoroughly agree with Deepdick. Valli5, me and more then few others really enjoyed your post.....keep it up&#33;
     
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