Techniques for washing your ass?

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i prefer my digestive system to have a clock of it's own, so when i'm on a regular schedule with regular eating intervals, i usually use the bathroom in the morning before i shower, thus taking the pressure off "the perfect wipe" (i'm an actor on tour, so needless to say sometimes this all goes to shit...)

I do occasionally put some water on, but one thing I read, actually recently, was to be careful not to leave your bum too moist - otherwise a yeast can develop, considering the asscrack is usually pretty closed and covered, and that can result in some major ItchAss.
 

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My ass is hairy, I don't trim it, my wife likes the hair and so do I; therefore I'm not always "clean" down there but for a Redneck Cowboy not being clean is pretty much acceptable. I also like the smell after a long hard day sweating and working in my tight briefs and Wranglers. It goes without saying my briefs are "stained".

When I shower I simply take a wash cloth with body wash and give everything a once over.


:eek:

Sorry, but having a hairy ass is no excuse for leaving crap stuck to you all day. Eeeugh!

However, I appreciate that your job will limit what you can do wrt cleaning out in the sticks...
 
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I have a very hairy crack so keep it either waxed or shaved.

Hate to be 'messy' so always wash after a dump, just soap and water and get a couple of fingers right in to keep everything clean. Wet wipes if I'm not at home.

Douche always if some action is on the cards!
 

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Also, I shave my crack and I found its easier to keep clean and feels better wiping after a dump (I used to have a hairy crack). Anyone else do this for the same reason (i.e. not b/c you get fucked there lol). :cool:
Yes! I like to shave the crack for the exact reason you mentioned.

I'm very hygienic and phobic about unpleasant smells. My normal routine is to take a dump twice in the morning before I shower. When in the shower, I use a wash cloth and reach the crack from both the front and the back. There is a small cavity behind my balls before the actual ass hole that will trap dirt unless you make the effort to remove it. I've found that reaching from the back only won't always get it and started reaching from the front. On a rare occasion that I need to shit in the evening, I use a wet wash cloth after the toilet paper to finish the job. There are never any skid marks in my underwear, or in my shorts or pants when I freeball. It feels really good to keep that are totally clean.
 

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Since I like the feel of clean I twist the cap off a fire hydrant drop my pants and let the huge hard stream of water do the job.






Actually I have the toilet conveniently situated by the sink in my city home and in all the baths of my house in CT. Keeps things nice and clean. Nothing worse than looking down at the end of the day as I undress and seeing an annoying brown stain plus when I don't clean up the moisture starts to really irritate me.
 

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:eek:

Sorry, but having a hairy ass is no excuse for leaving crap stuck to you all day. Eeeugh!

However, I appreciate that your job will limit what you can do wrt cleaning out in the sticks...

crap isnt stuck to my butt crack hair, it rubs off into my underwear. id rather be a little dirty back there in return for my tight ass in my tight Wranglers that get stares from both guys and gals.
 

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crap isnt stuck to my butt crack hair, it rubs off into my underwear.

Sorry, my mistake. I hadn't made the distinction...


id rather be a little dirty back there in return for my tight ass in my tight Wranglers that get stares from both guys and gals.

Just remembered about this:
activated charcoal underpants panties underwear underware pants carbon diaper thong undergarment flatulation pads
It's designed for smelly flatus, but might be useful.
 

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Just think what it was like being a caveman without TP. I guess they shat using the squat method and ate more roughage but shit it must have been hell with a hairy ass and log fingernails.
 
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I use baby wipes too.
Yup, this. Just for cleanliness really, and makes u feel kinda fresh.
Haven't bottomed ever, so not for that purpose.

Just think what it was like being a caveman without TP. I guess they shat using the squat method and ate more roughage but shit it must have been hell with a hairy ass and log fingernails.
Just use a dock leaf, innit. ;)
 
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Sorry, my mistake. I hadn't made the distinction...




Just remembered about this:
activated charcoal underpants panties underwear underware pants carbon diaper thong undergarment flatulation pads
It's designed for smelly flatus, but might be useful.

LOL thanks. I think part of being okay with being dirty is because Im married with children; etc. I figure my smoking hot wife is ok with my dirty butt at the end of the day and she's the only female Im intimate with so no need to impress her anymore.
 
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To each his own, I likw a very clean ass. Spick and span, not much hair.

However, I dont wear deoderant, funky armpits dont bother me, a dirty ass does.

Scrub it.
 

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To each his own, I likw a very clean ass. Spick and span, not much hair.

However, I dont wear deoderant, funky armpits dont bother me, a dirty ass does.

Scrub it.

You and me both. I love man smell so not wearing deo is fine with me but not the ass! I don't mind man scents (sweat smell for example) but otherwise it etter be clean when I go down there.
 

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OK this really works, drink a large glass of Metamuscil before bed (orange flavor is best) when you "go" in the morning you will be surprised that you only need 3 squares of TP to clean up.
Also men or women, it is really good for you to keep a high fiber in your diet.